LarryKingJolson is undergoing elective high-risk experimental surgery tonight and will be unable to man the Night Desk. Therefore, we give you once again, the world’s largest and most derivative link dump:
okay, perv-rods….i’m fairly certain you haven seen or even contemplated anything like this. it’s from the movie “habla con ella” and star leonor watling, who does nude and sex scenes with the same frequency most of us drop dookies.
larrykingjolson was detained today in beijing after he was caught videotaping a practice of the olympic village housekeeping staff. no word on when he will be released and will resume his night desk duties.
instead, you get the world’s largest and most derivative link dump! wooohooo!
Uncoached - One of the hottest Canadians ever.
College Click TV - Wisconsin looks like a fun school (girls).
Busted Coverage - Brewers and Cubs still not playing nice. GorillaMask - Ashley will keep you company all day long. Loser With Socks - Pat White speaks. AfroJacks - Bodybuilding routines that boggle the mind On 205th - Grace Park shows the goods in FHM. Yep Yep - Fergie cast as a hooker. Buzz Pirates - Chris McAlister has a really, really big truck. Tasty Booze - Everyone loves a good fart joke. Epic Carnival - What not to wear in Beijing. Bright Black Internet - Comic book cuties. Brahsome - Want to win free Wilco tickets? Hottest Girls of Myspace - This girl has a fatal attraction feel to her. Don Chavez - Soccer gets interesting for at least a second. Flatusyahu - Masterperv theatre time. NextRound.net - The many acting faces of Brendan Fraser. Blog of Hilarity - Jennifer Aniston must be cold. The Angry T - The Big Ten did some digging and did not like what they found. Banned in Hollywood - Huffington Post writer got fired for bashing french fries? Mac Gs World - Meet the next football freak. Derober - The chick from Heroes does a striptease?? The Beer Goggler - Bar Rafaeli in her pink bikini. My Chill Pill - Amanda Bynes in spandex.
Zsuzsana Ripley is the Hungarian babe of the day - [Doubleviking]
Who is the biggest choke job of 2008? - [Don Chavez]
Her phone was hacked, but Miley Cyrus shows her ass anyway - [Liquid Generation]
Is it the Myspace Chick or the Celebrity Chick? - [Tastybooze]
Inquiring about the drunk girls of Myspace - [Asylum]
king isn’t well, he stayed back at the hotel, so sent us along as a surrogate band, we’re gonna find out where you fans really stand……
larrykingjolson was diagnosed today with lupus and is unable to provide his normal night desk linkage. he asked me to step in…and in celebration….here’s the world’s largest link list:
Oprah’s Book Club with an NBA Twist. [Cuzoogle]
Blake Lively grows on you a bit, doesn’t she? [My Chill Pill]
Casual Craigslist Encounters: Fake vs. Real Ads Take 1. [Uncoached]
Marky Mark is officially on notice. [Film Drunk]
8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party. Simply tremendous. [Holy Taco]
We call dibs on riding in the cart with Kendra Wilkinson. [Blog of Hilarity]
Entire stadium watches as drunk kid passes out. Get some tolerance. [Yep Yep]
Mickelson is skinny? Officially zero storylines in golf. [FanHouse]
LSU got fucking hosed in the party school rankings. [Busted Coverage]
Bar Rafaeli is not unnattractive. [Flatusyahu]
Video of T.O. DOMINATING Pac-Man in training camp. [Shutdown Corner]
Cuteness vs. Inhumanity of Death. In chart form. [Banned in Hollywood]
Carmelle Decesare is definitely the hottest of all NFL QB beards. [Celebslam]
Shawn Kemp can still ball, bitches! In Europe anyways. [With Leather]
If Upper Deck commemorated the not so great moments in sports. [BMDP]
And Jenna Jameson just graduated to really fucking creepy. [Beer Goggler] Where’s Ubaldo? - 10 worst MLB deadline trades ever. Inside Plays - Greg Gamble is going to check out a Brewers Sky-Box. NE Patriots Draft - Time for some NFL movie posters. The World of Isaac - 15 questions with Tim Donaghy. The Sports Tsar - Zach Randolph at the point. Busted Coverage - Places Greg Oden would rather be than Comic-Con. Loser With Socks - A tribute: Vols, little bitch. On 205th - Another reason to become a fan of the Dodgers. Yep Yep - Ski jump accident. Tasty Booze - Two words, car bowling. Epic Carnival - Worst umpire ever. Bright Black Internet - Horny dog onthe loose in park. Brahsome - Don’t just stare at it, eat it! Hottest Girls of Myspace - This girl does not speak english, who cares! Don Chavez - Man records two holes-in-one in the same round. Flatusyahu - Bruce Willis takes daughter on porn run. NextRound.net - The hardest part of rollarblading. Blog of Hilarity - Lauren Conrad needs a hug. Uncoached - A song that will be in your head for a week. The Angry T - Sesame Street themed birthday ends in baseball brawl.
you north american pervos are probably not familiar with the work of france’s elisa tovati. she’s kind of like a franco-jessica simpson. young. a singer. a television pesonality. mostly just a celebrity.
and now she’s the barer of milk fed juggge. pretty enormous.
here are the rest of tovati enjoying the beach with her paramour…….
we’re not going to try to make this into a big story. let’s just say that after the jump you’re going to see a dozen or so images of the world’s sluttiest looking former playboy playmate looking stunningly sleazy poolside in miami beach. we know some of you pervs are into that sort of thing.
according to fame pictures, this breast-actress nominee “sought spiritual advice in Chinatown, continuing a rising trend for celebrities to look to new age solutions for their problems. After spending an hour in a house, the struggling actress came out holding a piece of paper that said “The Time for Success is Now”. Graham then headed to Beverly Hills for a business meeting where she came out smiling from ear to ear. Looks like success was in the cards for the voluptuous actress after all.”
rutteva. (get it….rutteva? chinese? ahh fahck)
yeah, we don’t know about any of that….we just know that struggling or not, this talented hottie has ALWAYS done it for us…..and always will.
when it involves the former WAG of a formula one driver (david coulthard) who is also the eldest daughter of the 6th marquess of bristol….well that’s just about too much for one pervo to take.
say hello to the right nipple of lady victoria hervey, caught “poking” it’s lovely rosy head out of her dress whilst visiting the cartier international polo tourney in windsor, UK. hervey is no stranger to flashing the nipple and is (in)famous for wearing this scandalous outfit to the opening of her now-defunct boutique.
