we finally found something to take our mind off tiger wood’s gettin’ lynched.
meet melissa reid….shown here playing at the Australian Open……
….we reckon her pubis is about to come bustin’ through those shorts…..so you better stay tuned.
Tiger Woods’ birdie on the 18th propelled him to his second victory of the year and kept the big mo rolling towards the Massa’sTourney in a couple months. Read the golf goodness, including the rather unfortunate headline, here. We didn’t know Kelly Tilghman had started working as an AP stringer.
Ooops….can’t believe I just wrote that.
While throwin’ your beeyotch a beatin’ she desperately deserves might be a-okay with NFL Hall-of-Fame running back Jim Brown, having a honky use the term “lynch” is grounds for a 9 iron up her hole. To quote the legend:
“When you say lynch, you’re gonna have to pay the price. That is a very embarrassing word, a humiliating one, in the history of our country.”
If you’re scoring at home:
Beating on a woman half your size = No problem
Having whitey drop the “L” word = Kick her a$$
Man…we thought we had bad taste. In a move only LarryKingJolsen would approve of….Golfweekkk is taking all kinds of heat over their decision to feature a noose on their cover.
read about it here.
generally, we prefer our shmeebs to be real….like phil mickelsons…..but we reckon these are pretty amazing.
Say hello to Stefanie Michl…perhaps the hottest (and mosdef the most beautiful) golfer in the world.
We suggest you go to her websiteto see more of her….we’re working on some upskirts. Stay tuned.
GayPhil Mickelson has made it back onto the links after suffering through several weeks of kids soccer games, self-ordered enemas and all kinds of other gay activities.
American Express and Tiger Woods have parted company…..which surely has to ouch Tiger in the wallet and the ego.
Story here.
But pout not for fair Eldrick!
Here are just a few of the endorsement opportunities that await the world’s foremost cablanasian:
