but, Malcom-in-the Middle star Frankie Munoz is, in fact shutting down hollywood career to focus on his racing career.
what racing career, you ask?
auto-racing is apparently his new love, his new passion, the thing that makes his tiny little body and large head get up everymorning. (hey, ralphy, broads is our passion, but you don’t see us starting a blog or something)
as you can see from the photo below…frankie races really tiny cars to go with his really tiny body.
Apparently impressed by Bruce Pearl’s molestation of Erin Andrews at the UT/Memphis game on Saturday…..Gary Busey decided to get him some non-consentual Jennifer Garner at the Oscars last night.
The NHL just got a WHOLE LOT classier with the announcement that Hollywood “producer” Oren Koules has purchased the Tampa Bay Lightning. This is a man whose BEST film efforts are the SAW horror series and Dumb and Dumberer (not Dumb and Dumber starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels….the sequel starring to guys who….are not Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels).
IF you’re up for some NSFW stuff from his Diary of a Sex Addict. Click here.
FYZ, the gossip arm of flatusyahu is telling us that Heath Ledger was despondant over a growing scandal arising from him teaching this pre-pubescent lassie the use of the the middle finger. Our sources tell us taht Ledger spent time “canoodling” with this very, very young girl and was even seen using his “tongue to kiss her violently on her wee little mouth”.
Disturbing story indeed.
UPDATE!!!
The “girl” in this photo is actually Ledger’s babymomma Michelle Williams…..EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW….guess FYZ was supplying bogus info…..again.
1. spotted wearing a cast and limping. check.
2. spotted NOT wearing a cast and NOT limping. check.
3. spotted carrying recently deceased Oscar-nominated actor through Soho. check.
flatusyahu FIRST ON INTERNET with heath ledger death pic!!!! from our source in NYC:
sure he looks a little bloated, but that’s what viagra-overdose victims look like.
…and plus his wife just left him, so he was on the stress diet.
…and just cause he looks like chris farley doesn’t mean that it is chris farley and we, in a most lame moment, downloaded the pic from the internet and posted in a a horrific attempt to gain fame and fortune from this horrible tragedy.
TMZ now reporting that THEY brokeback the story….muthafuckas…..let’s see if they break our heathchrisfarleyledger photos.
flatusyahu first with heath ledger overdose video!!!
ignore the springfield PD jackets the EMT’s are wearing….there’s a shortage of NYPD and NYFD jackets, cause they’re all for sale on EBAY….so they’re wearing donated stuff.
fahhhhhk!!!! foxnews has mark fuhrmann! how the fuck do we compete with mark fuhrmann? we can’t. we’re shutting the story down.
flatusyahu.com contributing editor, KennyBanyasForeskin, was released on $150.00 bail after being arrested for pandering and prostitution after soliciting an undercover police officer in Bristol, Pennsylvania’s tony Route 13 district.
KBF, who is rumored to frequently work as a tranny-girl model, said the situation was a complete misunderstanding. “He thought I said ‘a date would cost a hundred dollars’….when in reality what I said was ‘Antonio Gates has many followers’. There were a shit load of tractor-trailers rumbling by and I couldn’t bend over to talk into his car window on account of my anal fissures….so it was probably hard for him to hear me.”
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