No this isn’t another day at Flatus headquarters. Flatusyahu has obtained an exclusive photo from last night’s PGA gathering/party/celebration. When news broke of Tiger’s fracture and that he’s going to miss the rest of the season, the golfers of the PGA celebrated with glee at the thought, they actually have a chance to win something now. Hosted by Phil Mickelson, this rowdy crowd partied til the wee hours, of 10 pm. Slow down there guys. Said John Daly of not participating, “I don’t go to sausage parties.” We cannot confirm that after two zima, Phil flashed his rack to the “Golfers Gone Wild” crew.
there’s a reason johnny miller’s the best color guy in golf. he’s not afraid to bust the chops of his coworkers. see what happens when the on course commentator misreads a shot. classic.
usually the gasman drops trow and whizzes on a nearby tree….but if the folks at Uroclub have their way, I’ll be pissing into a five iron this coming season.
Despite visual evidence to the contrary (including the above image which appears to be annika sorenstam’s head photoshopped onto redskins h-back chris cooley’s body)….it turns out that Annika Sorenstam is NOT a lesbian.
Turns out she’s engaged to Mike McGee, son of former PGA Tour player Jerry McGee and is planning to start a family (which, would presumably involve sex with Mr. McGee).
In other related news, Sorenstam has announced her retirement. That story here.
