As is half the Kings lineup….

One of the greatest moments in sports history and it dosen’t involve a puck or a ball. You know those goofy jackasses who decide to ruin your night out at a game by trying to be romantic and proposing to their girlfriends? This video proves that God exists.

As it turns out, not everyone was disappointed by the Patriots collosal failure to close the deal and earn the undisputed label of “Best Team Ever”. Those creaky kneed 72′ Dolphins have managed to hold that distinction for at least another year.

I was going to file this under a new category: “BoringGas” aka “HostMonsterInducedGas” aka “HostMonsterCanSuckMyScrotumGas” but while perusing (I’m an intellectual, I peruse) some old articles, I came across a trip down memory lane. A trip to a time when Apples were actually less expensive then PCs. To the time of the Electric Pencil.

This whole google gay thing has my boyfriends panties in a bunch. I’m countin’ on you Gasman.