As his newest recruit, I’m looking forward to meeting my new brahs and nabbing a few fugitives. Our first hunt is for the young kids who jumped bond for this heinous act (even though we’ve always wanted to do the same thing)
Remember why Dog was canceled?
Suzy Kolber, our favorite closeted ESPN MNF sideline reporter, has given birth to her very own lesbian baby girl! No word on who the donor Father is so we can only assume she caught something from a toilet seat.
we begin this Erin Andrews feature with an apology to our heroes over at on205th.com for scraping their material. we’re bogus. we admit it.
but…this is ERIN FUCKING ANDREWS!!!!
and besides….we led with a close-up of her ass……because we’re considerably less classy than they are.
anyway…thanks guys for the pictures. we really do appreciate it. and we would appreciate it if our reader(s) would visit their site and see all the other fine booty they got going on over there. so to go there, click here when you’ve cleaned up after you No.5 to Erin.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. (AP) — For the second consecutive day, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady wasn’t in the locker room or at practice when reporters and cameramen were allowed inside Friday.
Reports are Dana Jacobson tried to liven up the Mike and Mike Roast hosted by Trey Wingo. We are with her on that, anything hosted by Trey needs some livening. She did got yanked during her speech and now disciplined. Some reports are she dropped a few Fark (hostmonster appropriate) Jesus. Fark Touchdown Jesus. Charlie Weis, in attendance, pretty much agreed, he said fark touchdown all last year. Let’s hope that video makes it’s way public soon!
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“ESPN anchor Dana Jacobson made an absolute fool of herself, swilling vodka from a Belvedere bottle, mumbling along and cursing like a sailor as Mike & Mike rested their heads in their hands in embarrassment. Griffin came to the podium to defend her after she was booed by the crowd. Ross eventually had to pull her off stage, too.”
Atta girl.
First and foremost….they’ve provided us with just about the greates CheerPorn photo ever taken. Take a look at this most tasty morsel from our archives:
Second…..they have this thing down there called KentuckySportsRadio with a BOATLOAD of followers who are just hitting the shit out of our site today after they linked to us. We’ve been linked to WFAN in NYC, ESPN radio and some of the biggest radio sites in the nation……but the volume of traffic from KSR is ludicrous. These good ole boys know sports radio and have the followers to prove it.
So…here’s a link to them. We don’t understand half of what the hell they’re talking about down there….but apparently a bunch of you fellers do….so….ROCK ON KSR.
Man…we thought we had bad taste. In a move only LarryKingJolsen would approve of….Golfweekkk is taking all kinds of heat over their decision to feature a noose on their cover.
read about it here.
