wait…what?

Hey, we love si.com more than the next guy (especially Extra Mustard) and we all make mistakes….but this one is a doozy.

The image above is not photoshopped, it’s an actual screen-cap from si.com showing an ill-timed pop-up advertisement from automobile insurer Liberty Mutual super-imposed over the Chris Henry Has Passed Away headline.

Yikes!

Granted, these new-fangled internet advertisements are all placed electronically based on algorithms, cookies and funky stuff like that…..but doesn’t anyone at SI.com look at their own site?  Isn’t there some dude sitting in the Time Warner Center on Columbus Circle in NYC who has a fancy office and the title of Editor who should be on top of this?  (To that man:  Sir, cease your bagel-eating and ball-scratching and begin editing your site…starting with moving the Liberty Mutual cracked windshield pop-up to another story….perhaps the one about Redskin’s GM Vinny Cerrato resigning?  Now THAT would be funny….and appropriate!)

If your mistress sends you the following text message stream, you might want to think about a restraining order:

“U love me?”

“Baby I might have a breakdown im so stressed”

“baby I need to pay the cell phone bills n the hospital. can u transfer 2000 to my acc.”

“All this bills n everything else is stressin me out.”

“Baby I have 2 be w u 2nite. I dnt care where.”

In the words of J. Edgar Hoover, “Yikes!”.

We here at the ‘Hu know that it’s difficult to say no to a mistress.  Getting the strange pootie will cloud a man’s mind like bukkake clouds the vision of a 19 year old Japanese porn queen.  Very few things in this world are like the strange pootie.  So, we empathize with the tragic plight of poor Steve McNair.

The strange pootie needs money.  No problem.

The strange pootie needs to be told she’s loved.  No problem.

The strange pootie tells you she is having a nervous breakdown.  BIG FUCKING PROBLEM!

Here’s our MMTM tip of the day.  When the strange pootie starts to have an emotional breakdown….GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE!!!

If only Monday-Morning Text Messager was there for him in his moment of crisis.  Because we did not think of the concept until just now, McNair paid with his life.

Don’t hate us.  We were undernourished as young children.

Here’s the story about white people lighting a black man’s lawn on fire.  And we though Obama’s inauguration would change all of that.

Donovon McNabb finally is en fuego….errr….at least his lawn is….courtesy of two dufuses who left their address behind.  Come to think of it, we’re thinking these guys might be Eagles fans after all.

All Mitch Williams’ house got was a bunch of eggs.

Philadelphia Eagle Head Coach Andy Reid and Quarterback Donovon McNabb were rescued by the Austrialian Coast Guard after floating in an icebox for over 24 hours.  Reid and McNabb were the only two survivors, the rest of the team perished after sinking at University of Phoenix Stadium on Sunday.  The Coast Guard plucked McNabb from the icebox and nudged Reid in the direction of Hawaii where he will make his record fourth appearance as the head coach of the NFC Pro Bowl Team.

she seems to have such a nice……personality.  and she keeps kosher!

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Hey Now!  The votes are in….the people have spoken….and boy……do you have GAS!  Following are our 2008 Pictures of the Year, as selected by the advertisers in the erotic services section of craigslist.org:

click on the thumbnail to see the larger version.  seriously.

Being an Eagles fan means not having any Super Bowl championships to call your own.  It means having an existential crisis after every loss, every near-loss, every conference championship game flameout, every Super Bowl squandered and every time Andy Reid trades away his (my/our) first round draft pick……again.  But what it also means is that we get to be a lifetime thorn in the sides of our foes….especially the Giants.  Yes, they have the Lombardi hardware….but we get the big laughs.  From Bednarik decking Gifford to The Miracle at the Meadowlands to Randall Cunningham bouncing off or leaping over Giants defenders to Clyde Simmons recovering a blocked field goal to Brian Westbrook’s stunning game winning punt return to yesterday’s mauling of the defending champs……..Eagles fans can take solace in the fact that win or lose, our Birds are usually interesting.

Thanks for the memories 2008 Eagles.  We needed ‘em.