….how else to explain her mammoth mamms staying in that chintzy dress? [dirtyrottenwhore]

….when was the last time you stopped masturbating and read a really good “woman riding donkey fights off lion with machete” story? [theangryt]

…..if the PGA stopped giving out exemptions to Michelle Wie and started giving them to Gulbis. [bustedcoverage]

LarryKingJolson is undergoing elective high-risk experimental surgery tonight and will be unable to man the Night Desk.  Therefore, we give you once again, the world’s largest and most derivative link dump:

• Miss COED: Anastasia Ashley. (CO-ED Magazine)
• Stacey Keibler’s blue bikini on eBay. (Busted Coverage)
• Miranda Kerr bikini shoot. (NS4W)
• Florencia Tesouro & her amazing ass. (Daily POA)
• Heidi Klum goes topless on a boat. (NSFW POA)
• Lisa Rinna’s tight body in a bikini. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
• Galilea Montijo in Mexican Hombre. (CamelTap)
• Kim Kardashian’s fat girl tits. (DrunkenStepfather)
• Hot or Not 33. (Don Chavez)
• Rosalia Verne is a natural. (Hottest Flickr Girls)
• MySpace vs. Celebrity: Who is hotter? (Tasty Booze)
• One order of Aussie nips, please. (flatusyahu)
• You can hang out with Cameron Diaz. (The Beer Goggler)
• Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz. (My Chill Pill)
• Kelly Ripa sexy in purple. (Celebridiot)
• Hot mess just got a little hotter. (Derober)
• Hilary Swank looks like a million bucks. (djmick blog)
• Dutch Olympic hockey babes. (Wannahaves)
• Is Jennifer Ellison a Buffalo Bills fan?. (Epic Carnival)
• The 10 kookiest, most ludicrous comedies ever. (FilmWad)

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….then you obviously know nothing about sports. [donchavez]

no….not the old stuff.  new stuff.  fresh stuff.  extremely hard-body stuff.  [epiccarnival]

on205th:  nothing says i’m having ham tonight like paz vega’s perfect buttocks.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage:  nothing says bloggers aren’t  the only ones objectifying women like the san antonio spurs asking us to vote on the final member of their dance team.

screenjunk.com:  nothing says i don’t have to diet anymore and hit hot chicks if i can just get famous like artie lange lounging with the beautiful babies.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, ns4w: nothing says newton didn’t anticipate cindy crawford’s boozies when he developed his theory of gravity.

nextround:  nothing says i wouldn’t have to shave my back and could hit hot chicks if i only played soccer like peter couch’s wife.

…that a girl can beat you up?  If so, you’ll be sprung by this list of the world’s hottest female fighters. [boosh]

……..and other standard delicious myspace/facebook poses. [donchavez]

on205th:  nothing says i’m ready to survive at sea for weeks on end like nereida gallardo’s personal flotation devices.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says the best way to be the next erin andrews is to dress just like the old erin andrews like heidi watney wearing a sundress to a cubs game.

brahsome:  nothing says i love you long time like insensitve comments made to a huge gathering of asians.

bannedinhollywood:  nothing says your place in history is assured like being told you most resemble a hershey’s kiss.

blogofhilarity:  nothing says kristen bell wants a part on the L Word like staring adoringly at amanda bynes wee little breasts.

tastybooze:  nothing says know when to say when like being the drunkest living human being.

macG’sworld:  nothing says you can’t win the presidency without winning the dirty south and you can’t win the dirty south if you scare the shit out of the white people like luda’s obama rap.

donchavez:  nothing says even bishop’s get wood sometimes like this hottie on a ginormous chess set.