One would think that with his GODAWFUL record last year, Notre Dame’s TwoBuckChuck would be laying low and keeping other people’s names off his lips.
But no. Charlie Weis has gone postal. This time on Rich Rodriguez and the University of Michigan.
GODKNOWS that we can’t stand Rich Rodriguez. Type is name in our search box and you will see that we’ve ripped his sphincter to shreds.
But Charlie’s already whining about next season…..a full four months before it begins. Is it possible that Weis is becoming the Howard Dean of college football?
Hillary Clintons campaign to become the Democratic nominee for President was dealt a probable death blow yesterday when her rival trounced her in the North Carolina primary while she barely eked out a win in a state she was expected to romp.
“Didn’t they used to lynch those motherfuckers?” Clinton said, regarding Obamas 14 point margin of victory. “I can’t believe the NASCAR capitol of the world is going to hand the country to a darkie.”
Meanwhile, Clinton witnessed an erosion of support in Indiana among demographics she could typically count on, namely retarded Catholics and people with tits. She experienced a suprisingly low margin with women, 52 to 48%. “I knew them bitches would come around” opined Obama. “and them retarded Catholics is damned near Baptists anyhows.” While Clinton got busy on the phone offering to blow anything she could to help sway uncommitted Super Delegates, Obama expressed a commitment to begin rallying a fractured party in hopes of winning the White House. “We’re gonna roll up some fat sliffs and jam with a little Marley.” explained Obama “Every little ting is gonna be alright”
Nobody puts Marvin Harrison in a corner, no one! Hey Marv, if it looks like your gun, shoots like your gun, and the shell casing are traced BACK to your gun then it’s probably YOUR FUCKING GUN, dumbass!
We don’t know if Brian McNamee or Roger Clemens is telling the truth. We suspect that they’re both fibbin’ a whole bunch.
But Congressman Dan Burton knows. We mean he KNOWSSSSSSSS.
His performance yesterday, where he ripped McNamee a new rosebud whilst not asking Roger Clemens a single difficult question, was disgusting. His sniffing of Roger’s allegedly shrunken testes earns him the flatusyahu Gasshole of the Day dishonors.
But what else can we expect from a Congressman who, while married and with three kids, in 1983 fathered a son with a former state employee.
Who, in 1995 tried to block tighter House rules on golf junkets?
Who, in 1997 played in the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am with AT&T’s chairman, while he headed the congressional committee overseeing the award of a federal telecommunications contract.
Who misses important congressional votes to instead play at the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic.
Who suggest that the US Military place an air craft carrier off the coast of Bolivia and crop dust coca fields…..when Bolivia has no coast (it’s landlocked).
I know, I know, I already awarded a Gasshole of the Day award. I could save it for tomorrow, but what says GASshole better than this story?
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Walt is taking the brunt from Flatusyahu for what has been some just terrible NFL refereeing lately. Kellen Winslow would have come down in bounds. How the hell do you call a 50 yard pass interference on the Packers CB and change the entire game? You are seriously telling me Jabar Gaffney had control of that ball? And does anybody blame Bart Scott for tossing the yellow flag very nicely and gently into the stands?
It’s evident the Cowboys and Pats are going to the Super Bowl (and it pains me to say I think the Cowboys win the rematch) but do the refs need to give them help? If a foul is obvious, then throw it, but this ticky tack stuff is ruining very good football games.
In all fairness, this could go to any Dolphin probably.
But Taylor gets the Gasshole for his ”They [stink], too” about the Jets, who opened up a can of whoop ass on his Phins. How bad does that make the Dolphins? If they suck, you are Paris/Pamela and Hoover all in one. Enjoy 0-16 Mr. Taylor. (although, we Philly fans sure would like a pass rusher next year, we’ll trade you AJ Feeley again, because let’s face it, John Beck is not the answer)
A first for our Gassholes, but Joe Torre has earned Gasshole of the day, again. Torre has made a complete gass of himself. And what kind of Emmy winning sportscaster doesn’t do his research. We are asking you Bob Costas. We have some interns at Flatusyahu who can do more than your hair. Read on.
