wtf is kid rock doing hanging out with elton john’s husband, david furnish? wtf is he doing hanging out with any male who wears short-shorts?

rock, who we dig in low doses, was seen with furnish waltzing along the docks of st. tropez. how very gay of him.

oh. and how gay is furnish? THIS gay.

it seems like it was just yesterday that k-rocks bonafides as a homophobe were clearly established:

Kid Rock is so diverse. Think about it — he plays the guitar, spins the turntables, raps and sings. He mixes Johnny Cash and Grandmaster Flash.

It’s too bad he’s also a self-proclaimed homophobic, a sexist, a druggie and alcoholic.

this is not going look good on his resume.

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we’re sure this isn’t the first time a conservative congressman got down on his knees for a gay (acting) dude.

but it IS the first time we’ve ever seen richard simmons in a suit.  in fact it’s the first time we’ve ever seen richard simmons in anything other than his tank top and gay red-striped short-shorts.

and no….simmons didn’t really marry congressman zach wamp.  wamp, seen here being kissed by the flaming simmons after a congressional hearing on youth fitness, isn’t known to be gay.  a former coke addict, yes.  gay, no.  but we’re fairly certain his staffers are asking

“WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING PUTTING YOUR HEAD BETWEEN RICHARD SIMMONS LEGS AND LETTING HIM KISS THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD???????”

at least that’s what WE’D be asking.

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there’s no story here (situation normal, eh?).  just your typical right-wing-ex-president-spotted-in-gay-berlin-wearing-a-melon-colored-turtleneck-photo.

dr. phil is fond of saying, “you can’t change what you don’t acknowledge”.

well, after being spotted at a George Michael concert, it’s time for dr. phil to acknowledge that he likes the snausage.

this is for you, phil:
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1. seen at a fashion show.
2. carrying a purse.
3. wearing a “fashion is easy, just like you” shirt.
4. hugging a man.
5. not hugging beautiful female models.

the prosecution rests.

we don’t know how to break this news to arsenal defender phillippe senderes….but he’s gay.

these pictures of the footballa, taken in miami beach….where all euro soccer players go to be, ummm, anonymous, show him ignoring every piece of ass (female piece of ass, that is) that walks by in favor of…..lavishing attention on some dude who looks like TO.

GAY! GAY! GAY!

do a google image search on “phillipe senderes girlfriend” and all you get is pictures of men.

GAY! GAY! GAY!

before you hit us with a bunch of “you’re gay because you write about gay footballas” emails and comments….we remind you that our posts are almost 99.7% heterosexual. and…we promise this will be the last time we post a picture of a footballer on miami beach without a hot piece of ass strapped to him.

flat stomached, big titted butterface girl?  no reaction:

female ass in the face? no reaction:

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Former chess Champion Gary Kasparov addresses a Russian political rally when suddenly attack puds began flying across the room.

In related news, soon to be former democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has renounced her American citizenry and has hopped a flight to Moscow where she intends to “get in on some flying cock rallys.”

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ellen degenerate announced that she is marrying the world’s most delectable lesbian, portia de rossi. (beside rolling the dough, ellen’s strap-on must be hung like a donkey to get de rossi)

see portia nude in the above video.

see the story of ellen marrying her here.

so, pal. you say you like hot women? flatusyahu recommends you roll over to on205th and get your visual freak on.

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Be a fag basher? Brady Quinn says no. Seth Harris, an Ohioian who really likes a big O says “yes”, Quinn called him bad names related to his homosexuality. Why a handsome, strapping lad like Brady Quinn would opt to party at a watering hole that sits directly next to a bar that caters to cornhole is up for debate.