gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says bloggers aren’t the only ones objectifying women like the san antonio spurs asking us to vote on the final member of their dance team.
on205th: either hayden panettiere is about to give some luck geek a happy ending massage or she thinks comic con 2008 is one filthy joint.
gratuitous link to monster site, bustedcoverage: taryn mowatt gives us softball balls. (low-hanging, warm and steamy)
nextround: is pat riley the alternate universe michael douglas? was there an explosion when they shared the same stage? so many questions.
hottestgirlsofmyspace: former miss great britains don’t need a publicist when they have a myspace page serving up lesbionic poses.
gratuitous link to monster site, part 2, ns4w: it seems that madonna and britney spears only have so much life force to share between them. right now it’s all in britney.
loserwithsocks: bammeroids? since we’re georgia bulldogs fans and secure in our manhood, we won’t pretend to know what this tennessee volunteer is ranting about.
derober: we dig derober. color us gay for creativity.
donchavez: i encourage all women to go to donchavez and leave him a voice mail. rub your rosebud on the receiver and let him hear how perfect your ass is. ain’t technology great?
on 205th: mike comrie hopes hilary duff doesn’t grow up to look like her mom.
gratuitous link to monster site, bustedcoverage: usc song girl’s holding penis bong pictures are good shit.
gratuitous link to monster site, part 2, ns4w: hey there, frank…or whatever your name is….it’s okay to want to spoon with amanda bynes. we give you our word that you’ll keep your heterosexual membership card.
brightblackinternet: the 2008 winner of america’s next reality star that i want to see rim me is jaslene gonzalez.
thebeergoggler: i haven’t been this hot for a crooked nose since dirty dancing.
sportfiends: what happens when two horrible human beings do batte? one horrible human being wins, one horrible being loses. society laughs.
brahsome: you will find no better sports blog post title than this one: UVGay.
uncoached: how soon till we come across our first jessica simpson beef curtain slip?
bannedinhollywood: six signs the dollar sucks. the one that impacts me the most? the high cost of strippers.
donchavez cockblocks ESPN’s titletown contest by revealing winner. (here’s a hint: it’s not philadelphia)
on205th: nothing says “i don’t milking elsie” like this highly unusual and potentially disturbing image.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says i can’t wait to watch the Evian Masters like this picture of natalie gulbis squeezing out a qweef.
donchavez: nothing says “tony parker could be having the time of his life if he wasn’t married to that bitchy looking chick from desperate housewives” like these pictures of the san antonio spurs dance team.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, withleather: nothing says “SPF is the new WMD” like yankees stadium officials confiscating sunscreen in the name of defending against terrorism. cockhogs, indeed.
on205th: nothing says WUH? like corey feldman having a hot naked wife.
cuzoogle: nothing say holy “art schlicter” like investigating the betting odds for the olympics.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says “wax on/wax off” like a bikini car wash.
yepyep: nothing says “michael jordan might not be jumpan in the sack” like his girlfriend caressing the inside of charles oakley’s thigh.
loserwithsox: nothing says “brent musberger probably jerked off to bart connor” like him making heterosexuals everywhere uncomfortable by his gushing over tim tebow.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, drunkenstepfather: nothing says i’m hitting kourtney kardashian like her wearing my boxer shorts.
hottestgirlsofmyspace: nothing says your girlfriend is cooler than you like her pulling def tricks on a skateboard.
blogofhilarity: nothing says sobriety is a journey, not a destination like heather locklear flashing gang symbols.
brahsome: nothing says kabbalah is groovy like maddoner making a sex tape with gayrod.
thebeergoggler: nothing says “i’ll be right back after i’m done draining all the semen welled up in my ballsack” like seeing megan fox hold a bottle of perrier.
nothing says “start me up” like seeing mick jagger’s daughter in a bikini. on205th
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says we’ll never hear from jeremy shockey again like himgetting traded to new orleans.
tastybooze: nothing says burglary is hard work like getting caught taking a nap in stolen sleeping bags.
theangryt: nothing says mudsoccer WAG’s are a different breed like your midfielder, #24.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, deadspin: nothing says your beijing bureau “gets it” like them filing pictures of naked chinese people with its olympic report.
brightblackinternet: nothing says i’m sprung like “italian” and “WAG” in the same sentence.
nextround: nothing says you’re not smart enough to be trusted with important decisions like you thinking heath ledger would make a bogus joker.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 3, ns4w: nothing says that the guy on the right is a homo like him staring, mouth agape, at the CSI’s Gary Dourdon’s crotch while two hot chicks are getting it on right in front of him.
derober: nothing says your toddler may be a redneck like him bumming a marlboro off you while he’s wearing a cowboy hat.
tailgatingideas: nothing says you’ve got a plan “b” to attract ladies to your tailgate like this portable beer pong table.
the daily gizmodo: nothing says sausage party like four astronauts spending six months on moon base 2.
on205th: nothing says “i don’t know what the fuck a podsednik is, but i want to grow up to be one” like finding lisa dergen-podsednik in the world’s most intense WAG CONTEST.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says the NBA needs an expansion team named The Cougars like this hot grandma auditioning to be a laker girl.
bleacherreport: nothing says your a douchewaffle like having a “things we hate in sports” list named in your honor.
nextround: nothing says bloggers should program all television shows like this list of award categories that would make the espy’s watchable. our favorite? best illegitimate dad!
bannedinhollywood: nothing says “motherhood has been better on christina aguilera than on britney spears” like seeing the stunning progression her funbags have made over the years.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, ns4w: nothing says “although client 9 way overpaid, that’s one decent ho’” like the menu printed just above ashley dupre’s pubis.
donchavez: nothing says if you’re banging a figure skater, she’s probably faking it like the “o”-face-of-the-day.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 3, thebiglead: nothing says peter king isn’t menage-a-trois-ing it anytime soon (except with brett favre and bill belichick) like being offended by a little mile high nookie in his row.
macgsworld: nothing says you should have gotten your college degree like being the first NBA summer league player ever to have their number retired.
theworldofisaac: nothing says that boston’s title run is coming to an end like your cheerleaders having love handles and back fat.
uncoached: nothing says spending time with mr. miyagi might be fun than his love of the teet.
thebeergoggler: nothing says “there’s something i find fascinating about lactation” like staring at jennifer garner’s preggo milk machines.
the daily gizmodo: nothing says it’s good to be handy at sewing plastic like this ginormous slip and slide.
nothing says dykes can belt em out like this song:
on205th: nothing says the more things the more they stay the same like jennifer aniston’s perennially protruding pepperonis.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says i’m driving stick tonight like danica patrick’s gams at the ESPY’s.
observationbubble: nothing mike vick didn’t go to jail in vain like china ordering dog off menus during the olympics.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, ns4w: nothing says “i’m having fish tonight” like claire danes opening the seafood counter for business on an italian beach.
brahsome: nothing says chris cooley’s jewfro needs to be accessorized like a beard growing contest.
theangryT: nothing says you deserve the fan’s vote for the redneck all-star team like having your wedding reception at the waffle house.
nothing says i remember the first time i noticed that some women don’t wear bras like this video:
on205th: nothing says i’m having ham tonight like paz vega’s perfect buttocks.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says bloggers aren’t the only ones objectifying women like the san antonio spurs asking us to vote on the final member of their dance team.
screenjunk.com: nothing says i don’t have to diet anymore and hit hot chicks if i can just get famous like artie lange lounging with the beautiful babies.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, ns4w: nothing says newton didn’t anticipate cindy crawford’s boozies when he developed his theory of gravity.
nextround: nothing says i wouldn’t have to shave my back and could hit hot chicks if i only played soccer like peter couch’s wife.
on205th: nothing says 
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says 
brahsome: nothing says 
bannedinhollywood: nothing says 
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says 
nextround: nothing says 
theangryT: nothing says 
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, ns4w: nothing says that 
hottestgirlsofmyspace: nothing says 
yepyep: nothing says 
thebeergoggler: nothing says 
gratuitous link to monster site, 
hottestgirlsofmyspace: former miss great britains don’t need a publicist when they have a myspace page serving up lesbionic poses.
gratuitous link to monster site, 
gratuitous link to monster site, part 2, 
uncoached
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, 
donchavez
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, 
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 3, 
cuzoogle
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, 
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, 
thebeergoggler: nothing says “i’ll be right back after i’m done draining all the semen welled up in my ballsack” like seeing megan fox hold a bottle of perrier.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, 
the daily 
