lady, it’s called a television camera.

we’re not sure that this is the same drunk soccer ref written about by si.com, but in the spirit of buzz bissinger (fast AND inaccurate), we’re going to link them together anyway.

(this dude walks like adam eaton pitches.)

when we first saw this, we thought we were looking at that saturday night live skit featuring jimmy fallon and rachel dratch as sully and denise, two foul-mouthed and over-sexed boston teens. (we’d show you a clip, but the douchewaffles who run NBC won’t allow that type of thing)

but then we realized this was real.  this is a real live boston person talking the way a real life boston person talks.  on american gladiators.  boston chicks are both hilarious AND revolting. at the same time.

each video is just a few seconds. watch ‘em all. maybe someday your child will be lucky enough to marry a boston chick:

and all other beaches, burgs and barbecues.

we know there are people who think this is real only because they are sitting across from us insisting it is. we wish they’d go away.

nice work gatorade, you’ve succeeded in your quest to prove that american is a nation of ignoramouses.

we had to watch the tape about 1/2 half of a time before we realized that:

• ball girls at class A parks ain’t that hot.
• torii hunter couldn’t do what this chick did.
• it’s pretty easy these days to photoshop harnesses and lifting wires out of a frame.
• if a ball girl DID make a great catch (we rarely see them successfully field ground balls), the last thing she would do is toss it to the left fielder.
• minor league announcers aren’t that polished.  most of them sound like kids going through puberty.
• the catcher looked too much like mario lopez.

wake up white people!

this video is evidence of an unusual phenomenon in law enforcement:

1. for some reason streakers are treated like potential presidential assassins. we’re fairly certain that sirhan sirhan (look it up kids) didn’t take the beating this guy did.

2. where do these stadiums find security guys how both have the ability and the willingness to hurl their bodies at full speed at a naked man….all for 9.50 an hour with no beneifts? you ever watch the show cops? most of the cops on there couldn’t tackle a jockey, and they get full bennies, pensions, etc.etc. the rent-a-cops at the ballparks are special breed, indeed.

[h/t bustedcoverage]

there’s a reason johnny miller’s the best color guy in golf. he’s not afraid to bust the chops of his coworkers. see what happens when the on course commentator misreads a shot. classic.