Hillary Clintons campaign to become the Democratic nominee for President was dealt a probable death blow yesterday when her rival trounced her in the North Carolina primary while she barely eked out a win in a state she was expected to romp.
“Didn’t they used to lynch those motherfuckers?” Clinton said, regarding Obamas 14 point margin of victory. “I can’t believe the NASCAR capitol of the world is going to hand the country to a darkie.”
Meanwhile, Clinton witnessed an erosion of support in Indiana among demographics she could typically count on, namely retarded Catholics and people with tits. She experienced a suprisingly low margin with women, 52 to 48%. “I knew them bitches would come around” opined Obama. “and them retarded Catholics is damned near Baptists anyhows.” While Clinton got busy on the phone offering to blow anything she could to help sway uncommitted Super Delegates, Obama expressed a commitment to begin rallying a fractured party in hopes of winning the White House. “We’re gonna roll up some fat sliffs and jam with a little Marley.” explained Obama “Every little ting is gonna be alright”

Congrats to christian warrior Tim Tebow for winning this year’s Heisman Trophy. Even bigger kudos for freezing up like an XBox 360 and thanking god too many times and telling us over and over again how happy you are to be a Gator. Read the rest of this entry »

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker. Click here to see her negged.

Llooooooyyyyyyd! Click here to see Rex Lee as Lloyd!

B-Lister Francia Raisa.

Actress Lauren German. Click here to see her in lingerie.

BMX’er Allan Cook and his wife Mary and her two PURCHASED funbags.

Skier Shane Anderson with Latvian Model Ines Misan.

Skater Jereme Rogers with Stephanie Loveless.

Rockstar Energy Drink ROCKWHORES!!!

WOW! We thought Leinart’s bowling outing was a bust.

Borell Owen’s charity outing in ATL on Saturday night was an outright failure.

B.O. was joined by Big Boi, Ruben Patterson and one of the white Rosenhaus brothers.

Crickets.

Crickets.

Crickets.

Here’s the crowd waiting to get in:

And here are all the “celebs” bidding on the auction items. (B.O. must have done some housecleaning…there’s some hideous stuff here!):

Take her out of her pantaloons and off the tennis court….and Maria Sharapova is just another Russian broad around the corner from being a hag. We predict in 10 years….this shit ain’t gonna be right. As it is right now….she’s not that hot.

Speaking of not hot….Danica Patrick ain’t exactly attractive. (Especially when facing the threat of sodomy from IronMike). She better start winning races soon…cause that face ain’t gonna keep the public’s attention much longer.

University of Arizona PussyCat Taryne Mowatt took home some rubber. We prefer her teammate Adrienne Acton…..but we’d take a loan from our 401k to watch Mowatt and Kate Walsh get it on.

Here’s a picture of us with Peyton Manning’s wife. We’re pretty sure we have a crush on her. She’s quite the MILFY.

Wow..Matt Leinart really knows how to throw a party.

He hosted a charity bowling event with lots of…ummm….celebs?

Among the D-listers with white hot careers who attended were Henry Winkler, Brittany Gastineau, Kristin Davis, Stacy Keibler, Vernon Davis and Boreall Owens (B.O.).

No sign of Leinart’s fiercely hot babymomma, Brynn Cameron (below). Why he left her for SweetlySkanky Paris Hilton is a mystery to those of us who masturbate over those dilemnas.

Amanda Beard did, however, attend. For a look at this SwimPornSuperstar, take a peak here.

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