Only a true blue faggot (or Lacross fan) couldn’t love what the Philadelphia Flyers accomplished with their 6-4 win earlier this evening. By defeating the Montreal Canadians (4 games to 1) in their quarterfinal series, the Flyers prevented yet another ridiculous Canadian riot. Fires were set by Habs fans after their 1st seeded Canadiens defeated the 8th seeded team in the Eastern conference semifinal series just last week, now mercifully their season is over and calm can reign in Montreal.

A similar riot occured just weeks ago during the college Lacross tournament in which the only fan from each team decided to fight each other after a bad call. Police were called to break up the event, but released each combatant due to lack of evidence. Apparently the police could not determine that a sport called “lacross” actually exists.

Brazilian over-biter Ronaldo was apparently sent off with a yellow card after having procured the services of a trio of Brazilian tranvestuables and not meeting their demand of $30,000 to keep quiet. Ronaldo is now in hiding in hiding in a very secluded place, most likely a an NHL arena.

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