(AsininePress) Pittsburgh, PA - The Pittsburgh Steelers have placed Rashard Mendenhall (hands) on the Physically Unable to Hold the Ball List.

We’re just saying.

this little girl can knock you on your ass. fuggedaboudit. [on205th]

……as team emphasizes tits (Sterger) and ass (Favre) over football. [bustedcoverage]

who the fuck is george wu?  our point exactly.

george wu is the deputy director of the organization of chinese americans and he’s pissed that the spanish basketball team (frequently referred to by chinese-americans as “those basketball playing spics”) made the age old slanty-eyed pose to celebrate the renewal of the sneaker deal with a chinese company headed by li-ning, that crazy gook (willem dafoe’s word, not ours) who “ran” in the air to light the torch during the olympic opening ceremony.

if you need read more about a bunch of chinese-americans ranting about spics making fun of slopes (again, not our words, we just report the news), click here.

someone had to compile a compendium of the best beach volleyball asses in beijing.

Who’s gonna do it? You?

You, Lt. Weinberg?

didn’t think so.  thank god theangryt did it.  here it is.

The Digital Millenium Copyright Act precludes us from showing the offending breast on this site…..but feel free to go here to view it.

Nice choke, frog boy.

….after giving them a thorough tryout in the offseason.  we bet he drunk dials, too. [bustedcoveage]

the whole fucking world is going apeshit over the fact that a bunch of koreans took video of a rehearsal of the olympic opening ceremonies. who the fuck cares. anywho….china made youtube take the video down and now only flatusyahu has it.

china can go FUCK THEMSELVES if they think we’re gonna take this down.

fuck off, china.

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Messica Simpson and Her Pal George Bush

wonder what that makes george bush?  (don’t answer that)

yup.  messica really said that.  courtesy of perezhilton, here’s the context:

Here’s an exclusive excerpt from her interview!

On her life changing incident:
“I was singing ‘9 to 5’ and I choked and forgot the words in front of the president and in front of Dolly Parton, who’s like the president to me. And the last time I sang in front of the president , I had messed up the lyrics to ‘God Bless America’ so its kind of a thing I have with George W. Anyway, I broke down and said I’m sorry in front of the whole audience. My dad was there. I looked him in the face and said, ‘I will never sing again.’ “

On feeling like America’s most wanted:
“So many people want to bring me down, and I can’t wait to prove them wrong. If they believe what they read about me, they automatically persecute and torment me.”

On her father and manager, Joe Simpson, running his daughter’s love life and career:
“That’s Ludicrous. He just wants me to be happy. Our whole family gets beaten, but that just brings us closer. So people are really doing themselves a disservice.”

On her rocky love life:
“I was going through a lot of pain. I didn’t try anything to change my life other than dating different types of guys and conforming to their worlds. I thought I had to be artsier, more intellectual.”

On her relationship with John Mayer:
“John believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within. He cherished our love. He helped make me t he woman I am today. John is going to be an amazing man for someone, but I know that I was supposed to be with someone else.”

On recording a song about abuse:
“I had to record that. There’s nothing on my album that you’re gonna hear that I don’t relate to or that I haven’t experienced. Because the only way I know how to sing is from life experience. I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in away that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”

On Tony Romo:
“Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart but they had different ways of trying to get to me. Tony understands me. He appreciates my talent. He’s the first person I’ve spiritually connected with. I’m a girl that loves to be in love. I love love!”

h/t perez hilton