By now we’ve all read (here, here, here and….even the wee people get in on the act…..here), ad nauseum, about the failings of the Adidas Jabulani soccer ball being used at the World Cup. The seamless technology, blah blah blah, creates knuckling conditions at a certain, blah blah blah, speed. Etc., etc., etc.

But, what if the Jabulani seamless technology could be applied to breast implants? The unsightly scars on exotic dancers? GONE! And who wouldn’t want unpredictable bouncing of Jabulani Boobs when receiving a lap dance???

Not that there’s anything wrong with it….

Who can blame the North Korean. Where he comes from, Ivory Coast Balls are a delicacy. Of course, anything not made of stone is a delicacy in North Korea.

wait…what?

While a nation rejoices (Redskins Nation, that is), the rest of the NFC East mourns the passing of the career of Washington Cabana Boy, Vinny Cerrato.  If you’re an Eagles, Giants or Cowboys fan, you find yourself extremely sad this morning that you will be deprived of future decades of your team playing against Cerrato-built teams. 

Fear not though, NFC East fans, Cerrato is being replaced by Bruce Allen who, along with Jon Gruden, took all the credit for winning a championship with Tony Dungy and Rich McKay’s players in Tampa Bay….then proceeded to flush the entire franchise down the toilet where it remains to this very day.  (Allen’s last two first round draft picks in Tampa were Gaines Adams and Aqib Talib.  roflmao!)

You will be missed, Vinny.  Sorely and dearly missed.

You knew someone was going to be held accountable for Manny Ramirez taking an early shower during Game Four of the NLCS….and you had to know that it wasn’t going to be Manny.

Turns out, it’s Jamie McCourt….soon to be divorced wife of Dodger owner and Angela’s Ashes author Frank McCort.  We made up that last part.  The guy who wrote Angela’s Ashes is named Frank McCourt….but he’s not the same douchewaffle Dodgers owner who just fired his wife. We also made up the part about her taking showers with Manny.  Manny only showers with Manny.

Why did McCourt fire his wife?  From the looks of this picture, we’re guessing it’s because she wouldn’t give him field-box head.

News of Joe Torre’s new book “The Yankee Years” is going to lead to some fun in the blogosphere. No doubt about that. Your own teammates call you A-Fraud? Better than what most of us call him I guess.

Good luck Jim Schwartz, you are going to need it.

We’ve always thought there was a similarity there. And not just because neither can take a shower like a normal person.

With news that TO has Gin Blossoms or Black Crowes playing on his ipod, we certainly look at that infamous breakdown in a new light. Not that’s there’s anything wrong with that.