you wanna know how we know the wnba is gay (and not in a good way?) there was a brawl at the end of the Detroit/LA game last night and a player left on a wheelchair.
pretty fucking lame….except when rick mahorn went all brett myers on lisa leslie and knocked her to the floor. that shit ain’t right, bro.
and damn, rick mahorn, you knock a woman down, you gotta have a better explanation that his:
“I was trying to protect the whole game, the integrity of the game,” he said. “The WNBA is very special to me because I have four daughters. I don’t even raise my hand to them, and I would never push a woman. This game, I love this game too much.”
oh shit, these guys really ARE boxers? now we know why boxing is on the ropes. if these guys are the best we have to trot out into the ring…..no wonder nobody wants to watch.
according to the good peole at WENN, these two dudes are Manny Pacquiao and David Diaz
and they’re attending the final press conference for something called Lethal Combination to be held at the Mandalay Hotel and Casino in VEGASbabyVEGAS.
i think scott baio and willie ames would look more badass than these two. if you need a new library card, i’m sure manny or david could hook you up.
you may remember the post where thegasman ran into randy couture and his wife kimberly at the airport in minneapolis (same day he ran into corky…what an amazing day!). couture graciously shmoozed with countless stalkers fans and kimberly just as graciously patiently allowed his fans to interrupt their dinner time and time again.
so it gives us no satisifaction to report that kimberly had…ummm…difficulty in her mma debut against kim rose, who was also making her debut. kimberly may have suffered a broken jaw and bled profusely throughout the match, losing in a unanimous decision. we hope you feel better soon, kimberly.
fortunately for kimberly…and frankly, more fortunately for us…..gina carano brought her breasts to the match to lend moral support. and we thank you many times for that, crush.
Wow. Yahoo’s Kevin Iole…shown above….is none to happy about Kimbo Slice and the CBS presentation of MMA last night.
We happen to agree with him. But we’re curious how Iole screws up the balls to blast Slice when he knows he’s going to have to cover him in the future….including face-to-face interviews.