wait…what?

While a nation rejoices (Redskins Nation, that is), the rest of the NFC East mourns the passing of the career of Washington Cabana Boy, Vinny Cerrato.  If you’re an Eagles, Giants or Cowboys fan, you find yourself extremely sad this morning that you will be deprived of future decades of your team playing against Cerrato-built teams. 

Fear not though, NFC East fans, Cerrato is being replaced by Bruce Allen who, along with Jon Gruden, took all the credit for winning a championship with Tony Dungy and Rich McKay’s players in Tampa Bay….then proceeded to flush the entire franchise down the toilet where it remains to this very day.  (Allen’s last two first round draft picks in Tampa were Gaines Adams and Aqib Talib.  roflmao!)

You will be missed, Vinny.  Sorely and dearly missed.

Good luck Jim Schwartz, you are going to need it.

We’ve always thought there was a similarity there. And not just because neither can take a shower like a normal person.

With news that TO has Gin Blossoms or Black Crowes playing on his ipod, we certainly look at that infamous breakdown in a new light. Not that’s there’s anything wrong with that.

(AsininePress) Pittsburgh, PA - The Pittsburgh Steelers have placed Rashard Mendenhall (hands) on the Physically Unable to Hold the Ball List.

We’re just saying.

……as team emphasizes tits (Sterger) and ass (Favre) over football. [bustedcoverage]

….after giving them a thorough tryout in the offseason.  we bet he drunk dials, too. [bustedcoveage]

Messica Simpson and Her Pal George Bush

wonder what that makes george bush?  (don’t answer that)

yup.  messica really said that.  courtesy of perezhilton, here’s the context:

Here’s an exclusive excerpt from her interview!

On her life changing incident:
“I was singing ‘9 to 5’ and I choked and forgot the words in front of the president and in front of Dolly Parton, who’s like the president to me. And the last time I sang in front of the president , I had messed up the lyrics to ‘God Bless America’ so its kind of a thing I have with George W. Anyway, I broke down and said I’m sorry in front of the whole audience. My dad was there. I looked him in the face and said, ‘I will never sing again.’ “

On feeling like America’s most wanted:
“So many people want to bring me down, and I can’t wait to prove them wrong. If they believe what they read about me, they automatically persecute and torment me.”

On her father and manager, Joe Simpson, running his daughter’s love life and career:
“That’s Ludicrous. He just wants me to be happy. Our whole family gets beaten, but that just brings us closer. So people are really doing themselves a disservice.”

On her rocky love life:
“I was going through a lot of pain. I didn’t try anything to change my life other than dating different types of guys and conforming to their worlds. I thought I had to be artsier, more intellectual.”

On her relationship with John Mayer:
“John believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within. He cherished our love. He helped make me t he woman I am today. John is going to be an amazing man for someone, but I know that I was supposed to be with someone else.”

On recording a song about abuse:
“I had to record that. There’s nothing on my album that you’re gonna hear that I don’t relate to or that I haven’t experienced. Because the only way I know how to sing is from life experience. I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in away that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”

On Tony Romo:
“Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart but they had different ways of trying to get to me. Tony understands me. He appreciates my talent. He’s the first person I’ve spiritually connected with. I’m a girl that loves to be in love. I love love!”

h/t perez hilton

as an irish-jew, i’m shocked and outraged that new england patriot’s owner robert kraft is pimping out an 18 year-old cheerleader for $10 a pop.

a savvy heeb would have started the bidding at $25.

bustedcoverage with the details.