this little girl can knock you on your ass. fuggedaboudit. [on205th]

who the fuck is george wu?  our point exactly.

george wu is the deputy director of the organization of chinese americans and he’s pissed that the spanish basketball team (frequently referred to by chinese-americans as “those basketball playing spics”) made the age old slanty-eyed pose to celebrate the renewal of the sneaker deal with a chinese company headed by li-ning, that crazy gook (willem dafoe’s word, not ours) who “ran” in the air to light the torch during the olympic opening ceremony.

if you need read more about a bunch of chinese-americans ranting about spics making fun of slopes (again, not our words, we just report the news), click here.

someone had to compile a compendium of the best beach volleyball asses in beijing.

Who’s gonna do it? You?

You, Lt. Weinberg?

didn’t think so.  thank god theangryt did it.  here it is.

The Digital Millenium Copyright Act precludes us from showing the offending breast on this site…..but feel free to go here to view it.

Nice choke, frog boy.

the whole fucking world is going apeshit over the fact that a bunch of koreans took video of a rehearsal of the olympic opening ceremonies. who the fuck cares. anywho….china made youtube take the video down and now only flatusyahu has it.

china can go FUCK THEMSELVES if they think we’re gonna take this down.

fuck off, china.

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welcome to BEISCHWING 2008….a look at the female olympians who light our torch!

our first subject is aussie swimmer stephanie rice who is stunningly attractive, apparently more than a bit of a freakazoid (as per her facebook pix) AND a world record holder with gold medal aspirations.

we’ve got one word for that….

….HEY NOW!……

….so sit back, relax, and enjoy our peek at one of the hottest olympians you’ll ever see.

more steph rice BEISCHWING photos after the jump

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you’ve probably had THAT nightmare.

the one where no matter what you say, nobody believes you.  the accusation in the nightmare might be about something as minor as stealing a piece of bubble gum from your grandma.  no matter.  you didn’t take it, but nobody believes you.  and you wind up in the electric chair, professing your innocence until you awake in a cold sweat, right before they were about to throw the switch and saute you.

olympic-quality swimmer jessica hardy might be LIVING that nightmare.  it’s pretty friggin’ real to her.  one of three of her doping tests produced at last month’s olympic trials produced a positive result for pabst blue ribbon…or some other awful substance.

or, she’s a performance-enhancing cheater who is secretly growing a brett myers beard and a stache.

only god knows the truth.

what say we?  besides the fact that she’s kind of cute, remember that only one of three tests were positive.  that seems super unusual to us.  how does the middle test come up dirty when the other two were clean?  we’re guessing she’s clean.

full story here.

the golden gala, currently running in rome, has to be the strangest track meet in the world…..just from the pictures it produces.

let’s start with oscar “no knees” pistorius, the legless south african sprinter trying to make into the olympics.  if we ever needed evidence that running without legs is WAY easier than running with legs, this picture provides it.  postorius seems to be gliding along without a care in the world on his titanium twigs, while the pauly-shore looking italian next to him (teo turchi) seems to be rueing the day he was born with leg joints.  (pistorius shaved 1 second off his best time, but is still a bit “short” of qualifying for the olympics and will give it one last shot next week in a lucerne track meet)

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this isn’t really what it looks like.

american sprinter tyson gay has tweaked a hammy, but is expected back at a 100% for the Beijing Olympics in august.

gay, who hurt himself during the 200m qualifying, will represent the usa in the 100m and the 400m relay.  showing a measure of class not frequently seen in the sports world (nor in the usa, for that matter), gay says he supports the selection process that shuts him out of the 200m:

“I’m very comfortable with the rules,” Gay said. “I understand it’s been like this for years. That’s the way it goes.”