By now we’ve all read (here, here, here and….even the wee people get in on the act…..here), ad nauseum, about the failings of the Adidas Jabulani soccer ball being used at the World Cup. The seamless technology, blah blah blah, creates knuckling conditions at a certain, blah blah blah, speed. Etc., etc., etc.
But, what if the Jabulani seamless technology could be applied to breast implants? The unsightly scars on exotic dancers? GONE! And who wouldn’t want unpredictable bouncing of Jabulani Boobs when receiving a lap dance???
Who can blame the North Korean. Where he comes from, Ivory Coast Balls are a delicacy. Of course, anything not made of stone is a delicacy in North Korea.
dang it feels like we went to an awful lot of trouble to show you a topless chick checking out a.c. milan footballer andrea pirio, who was on a beach in st. barth’s with his family unit.
first we had to cut out his kids. then we had to cut out his package. cause that’s how we roll. we even had to cut out another topless chick, cause the kids were in her frame. whew. that was a lot of work.
but check out that broads nipples! they are super chewy!
the smile on your face tells us it was worth the effort.
if we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a million times: weenis humor is good shit.
here we have soccer star cristiano ronaldo playing the fiddle whilst sitting next to a dude in a speedo. hmmm. casts some serious doubt on his credentials as a ladies man.
maybe he’s on the downlow? i mean, it would be one thing to rub one off if surrounded by the beautiful babies. but at a sausage party?
“We should also protect the player and if the player wants to play somewhere else, then a solution should be found,” Blatter said. “Because if he stays in a club where he does not feel comfortable to play then it’s not good for the player and for the club … I’m always in favor to protect the player and if the player, he wants to leave, let him leave.”
-FIFA President Sepp Blatter
imagine roger goodell coming out today and saying this about brett favre? well that would be kinda equal to what fifa’s sepp blatter told the press yesterday about manU player cristiano ronaldo wanting to leave for real madrid. that story here.
what? you’re pissed there are no pictures?
another reason soccer is different, with pictures, here.
we’re not sure that this is the same drunk soccer ref written about by si.com, but in the spirit of buzz bissinger (fast AND inaccurate), we’re going to link them together anyway.
we’re pretty sure Alex Curran is flirting with us. every since Steven Gerard’s wifey caught whiff of our post about their trip to Miami, she’s worn less clothing every day.
let’s just say we don’t mind. and let’s also remind you that the owner of this bod has had two babies in the last four years. to that we say:
