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HeyNow!!!: Four Continents Figure Skating Championships

Published: February 15th, 2008

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Eye-popping poohnanny shots from the Four Continents Figure Skating Championships. What’s that you say? That’s when the rest of the world doesn’t invite the good old USA to compete.

But poohnanny is poohnanny…..and that’s why we’re jiggy with it.

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DivePorn: Put another clam on the barbie, mate….

Published: January 14th, 2008

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…..in a position familiar to all the flatusyahu interns…..aussie diver annabelle smith exhibits exceptional dive positioning….and her lovely three toed camel toe.

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When Cyclists Rampage

Published: December 21st, 2007

Toughest sport in the world. Football (American, dummy)? Rugby? Gaelic Rules? Nay, good reader. Get thyself down to the local velodrome for some real blood sport.

SportsPorn: Something for everyone…..

Published: October 14th, 2007

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this one has something for everyone….

….user submitted by viewer Thadeus from Portland, OR……we have pubic hair/pubic bone/possible clitoral ring/possible clitoris/and definate shadow of the wonderful female nether regions.

the only thing we don’t know is the name of this young lass…..but the interns are working on it…….

….many thanks Thadeus!

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The Great Porn Drought of Late August, 2007

Published: August 27th, 2007

We’re not going to sugar coat things, people. The finals of the Pilot Pen Tennis Tournament were a complete bust for TennisPorn fans.

We could have made some up….but as you know….TennisPorn is the one thing we DO take seriously here at flatusyahu.com

Fortunately, the U.S. Open begins this week…..and…..TennisPorn gods be willing….we’ll be seeing the toe again shortly.

To keep you entertained until then….we bring you some unusual pix from the World Track and Field Championships.

Here’s two pictures of Great Britain’s Jo Pavey as she waits for what appears to be a post-10,000m-race breeding ritual.

Nice mound Jo! APREEEEEEESHITATE it!

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This series is a bit disturbing….please put the kids to bed before viewing.

Minori Hayakari of Japan stunned the crowd by stopping in the middle of the women’s steeplechase event to fornicate with a gray fuzzy thingie.

Amazingly her competitors continued to race, striding over her head while she got down with the not-so-little webkinz.

Eventually…..other track and fielders….sensing a gang-bang (or at the very least a bukkake opportunity)…..piled on.

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To cleanse your soul of the stain caused by the that sequence….we bring you assorted hotties from the Championship.

Jennifer Oeser of Germany

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Kelly Sotherton of Great Britain

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Lilli Schwarzkopf

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Linda Simone Oberer’s Taut Head Rest

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Wow…we got really serious there for a moment…..here’s some SoftCorePorn to lighten the mood!

Published: August 24th, 2007

VolleyballPorn is Here!

Published: July 26th, 2007

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Ahhh……rear entry awaits……

Say hello to Kerri Walsh at the World Beach Volleyball Championship.

We’ve got one word for this….NICE AZZ!

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