As his newest recruit, I’m looking forward to meeting my new brahs and nabbing a few fugitives. Our first hunt is for the young kids who jumped bond for this heinous act (even though we’ve always wanted to do the same thing)
wow…and people say that WE have low journalistic standards.
sue simmons from WNBC apparently thought she was talking to lebron james’ mom last night when she asked co-anchor chuck scarbrough, “what the fuck are you doing”, on the air.
why do journalists curse? some…like simmons probably due for humorous effect. breaking tension with an f-bomb is a time-honored tradition in newsrooms (and executive suites) everywhere.
we at flatusyahu do it for a different reason: we simply don’t know enough REAL WORDS.
kate beckinsale weighs 90 lbs and has no booty, but is a finalist in the sexiest woman in the world contest. i’m guessing either the fix is in, or the black vote has not yet been counted. {on205th}
maybe it’s because i’ve got a boner for hitchcock flicks and it has a rear window feel, but for some reason i STILL find this parking rant amusing. {cuzoogle}
only FOUR MORE years until you get to legally see some Taylor Momsen nipple. or so we hear. {blogofhilarity}
we think it’s in bad taste to make fun of successful women just because they have back zits, chest hair and testi-ovaries. shame on you people. {huggingharoldreynolds}
(the prior link reminds us that dupes told us that he once spanked to softballer dot richardson while watching a tranny porno)
the mothers on pond view drive in audobon, pa never looked as good as any of the top 10 celebrity milfs. but that doesn’t mean we didn’t coax some protein thinking about them anyway. {donchavez}
if you’re too young to remember that bird and magic were kobe and lebron before kobe and lebron where spermazoa….then you might not enjoy this throwback video as much as we did. {youtube}
apparently the black vote HAS been counted in this list of girls with the most junk-in-the-trunk….all micks to the back of the room to be fitted for your penis extension. {next-thing}
if you don’t get big energy from this song, then viagra won’t help your dong: