yep.  that’s ultra high res.

yep.  that’s an ultra hot ass.

see all the pictures here.

in a coma last week?  just get your first internet connection?  first time masturbating?

whatever.

last week, withleather may have compiled the most stunning collection of sports wives and girlfriends EVER exhibited in one forum.

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we’ve had a major THING for natalie imbruglia since this song brought her to global prominence.  seriously, amigos, has a tomboy ever looked as good?  sure she stole the song….but who the fark cares?  she’s hot!  and recently divorced! and if you’re a typical flatusyahu reader, you’re probably better looking and more successful than her ex!  so holla!

back to the business at hand…above we see ms. imbruglia outside of nobu in london.  nobu is a high-scale fish joint (snooty people call it sushi) favored by the likes of howard stern, mike myers, etc. etc.

anywho…we posted that picture so that we had a reason to direct you to THIS PICTURE.

ahhhh….now you get it.

peace.

[images via WENN]

Die Deutsch lieben große busige Frauen. Und der wir ist nicht übereinzustimmen! Nichts ist besser als ein paar riesig funbags!

How about us trying to speak German!

Shown above are two women who are no strangers to showing off the boozies.  Katerina Witt and Tina Ruland are veterans of Playboy.  See Katerina show it here.  And Tina here.

we had to read the email twice. the good parts, three times. it was right there on the computer screen. it had to be true…..

you will probably be as stunned we were to find out that flatusyahu.com is now the top US-based sports blog in slovenia, a little nation sandwiched between austria, hungary, croatia and italy with strange city names like ljubljana, nova gorica, celje and trbovlje.

we had seriousgus, our accountant, check the data several times. he reported back that he couldn’t find a US-based sports blog with a higher slovenian ranking than flatusyahu.com. not wanting to ruin the buzz…we had him stop after he checked only two or three sites. this was OUR day…we didn’t want something as annoying as the facts to ruin it.

with this data in hand, we contacted the slovenian president, danilo turk, and asked for some type of recognition befitting our standing. a key to the city murska sobota, a ticker-tape parade, a citation….anything official. after several days of anxious waiting, we finally received word from slovenia.

we were sent a link to the #1 VIP female escort in slovenia with the suggestion that she would “regonize” our greatness.

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ashley harkleroad used her opening round appearance at wimbledon (which she lost to amelie mauresemo) to address her upcoming playboy pictorial.

we thought it interesting when she said that amanda beard’s pictorial was classy and that her’s was nothing like that. after hearing this, we’re expecting to see lots of pink. lots. probably even the love button.

on a glass-half-empty note, is ashley harkleroad even that hot? she has lots of tiny nipples on her face, but i’m guessing playboy will photoshop that shit out, right?

you know a website is good when you can drop some protein simply by looking at the ads in their sidebar.  and that’s just what perv griffin finished doing to this amazing ass featured in an advert found at on205th. (that’s probably more information than you wanted to know…but don’t worry…we washed our hands before we wrote this post)

we’ll rest up for fifteen minutes, go back and check their actual content.

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according to MAVRIXONLINE, this is former blink182 drummer Travis Barker’s $9.5 million home that sits on 1.5 acres. The new, one-story estate spans nearly 10,198 square feet and features 7 en-suite bedrooms, 7.5 bathrooms, a guest house, home theatre, game room, study, gourmet kitchen, great room and nearly 2,000-square-foot outdoor entertaining pavilion complete with pool, spa and barbecue center.

pretty sweet…eh? but you’re probably asking why we would be interested in this? we’re not, it’s just a way to segue into two oldskool photo sets of barker’s ex, shanna moakler!

[images via stuffonline]

[images via MAVRIXONLINE]

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apparently keith olbermann has found a cure for his little wittmaack-ekbom’s syndrome. no, that’s not where one makes smarmy, wise-alecky comments about the worst people on the planet. it’s a syndrome where one’s legs shake uncontrollbly…kinda like mike vanderjagt. you will remember that seinfeld’s kramer called it the jimmy leg

anyway, according to the ny post, there’s a cure for the jimmy leg….but it will make olbermann’s noodle go limp.

that’s right. ED. erectile dysfunction. which is a death sentence for 49 year old man dating a 24 year old. especially a 24 year old as touchy feely as olbermann’s galpal katy tur, a reporter in nyc. courtesy of olbermannwatch.com, here are some pictures of olbermann’s young thang rubbing her goods against various and sundry other individuals.

sweet.

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you may remember the post where thegasman ran into randy couture and his wife kimberly at the airport in minneapolis (same day he ran into corky…what an amazing day!). couture graciously shmoozed with countless stalkers fans and kimberly just as graciously patiently allowed his fans to interrupt their dinner time and time again.

so it gives us no satisifaction to report that kimberly had…ummm…difficulty in her mma debut against kim rose, who was also making her debut. kimberly may have suffered a broken jaw and bled profusely throughout the match, losing in a unanimous decision. we hope you feel better soon, kimberly.

fortunately for kimberly…and frankly, more fortunately for us…..gina carano brought her breasts to the match to lend moral support. and we thank you many times for that, crush.