The good thing, her pregnancy has greatly increased those titties…the bad, her herpified snatch is going to be even bigger afterwards.

[all images via WENN]

much of the flatusphere (dare we say ALL of the flatusphere?) is abuzz over unconfirmed, unsubstantiated and unmatriculated speculation that jessica simpson is pregnant with the love child of tony romo.

(should these rumors be true….we would like to be the first to point out that the fetus has as many playoff wins as his old man)

we’re not privvy to any pee tests, but these pictures taken yesterday of simpson at LP Field during the CMA Music Festival Nightly Concert Show in nashville do lead to more questions than answers.

1. her face is extremely puffy.
2. she is wearing a VERY baggy dress apparently made of the curtains from her hotel room (or georg von trapp’s estate in austria)
3. her breasts looks swollen! (okay….we’ll admit that her breasts ALWAYS looks swollen)
4. romo and simpson (yoko-romo) have recently broken-up/engaged in make-up sex with the alleged reason for the break-up being joe simpson’s interference in their relationship (perhaps he was trying to market the birthing video). everyone who has produced an offspring out of wedlock will attest that family drama (sudden break-ups, whispered conversations in the living room, lack of playoff victories, etc) is often a precursor to a baby shower invitation.

is it only a matter of time until romo flees the scene and takes up refuge with a pregnant-less supermodel (ala tom brady) whilst his babymomma gestates and has her breasts, belly and ass ripped to shreads by stretch marks? take a look at the other photos and let us know what you think: Read the rest of this entry »

How many pause buttons were ruined while trying to catch the right frame in Basic Instinct is unknown. But who knew they were actually wasted on a feverish attempt to look at what?

…A NUT SACK!

Meet Anni Friesinger….a wicked good speedskater from Germany. Like most women from the Big D (Deutscheland), she talks in a strange language with lots of “achts” “oonts” “sphlcts”, which could get annoying at all times that she’s not face down in the pillow with her ass thrusting towards your……uhhhhh….

Anyway….Anni Friesinger……a wee bit of butter face…..but an incredible body. And her tramp stamp is on her STOMACH….you know what that means, don’t you?

Ease your way into your protein spill with this video…..then check out the rest of the pics…..

If you’re anything like us….you find the fact that Ryan Newman won the Daytona 1000 Left Turns about as interesting as dandruff.

If you’re also like us….you immediately want to know what his wife looks like. Well….here she is….the world’s most comprehensive gallery of Krissy Newman…..Ryan Newman’s spouse.

krissie newman sometimes called krissy newman

…and God knows it’s been stressful around flatusyahu…since….well since forever.

So here’s some nice, non-sexual, relaxing, wind-down stretching for Google….flatusyahu….everyone….to just chill.

Nothing provocative…..just mellow.

Sure Swedish heptathlete Carolina Luft might poke you in the eye with a Zig Heil!!!…..and her thighs could probably choke the life out of you in under 60 seconds….but this is one purely blonde poohnanny….and that sphincter is almost guaranteed to be bright pink….not dark brown like some of the ladies are trying to pass off as fresh these days.

Please tell us Amy Smart is banging Kyle Busch. PLEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!! She looks awfully lovy dovy with the dork:

In Rita Wilson’s black evening gown!!!!

Will you take a look at these things!!!! Rita Wilson may have the most enormous natural breasts in Hollywood!!!!

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Just to prove we’re not anti-Burton…..we sing hossanas on the highest to One Tree Hill’s Hilarie Burton. No more words. Just pictures: