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didn’t think so.

this post is for our many, many, many friends in belgium, where flatusyahu is more popular than jesus (.com), perezhilton and the dallas cowboys.

we’ll say it slowly and loudly, cause most belgians don’t speak english:

SOOONNNNNNG    GIIIRRRRRRRRRRLS

TIGGGGGGGGHT SWEEATTTTTTTTERS

VERRRRRRRRRY HOTTTTTTTTTT

okay, my belgian friends?  if you want to see more of lindsey grubbs and her USC songgirl friends, go here.

WE’VE got spirit yes WE do, WE’VE got spirit how ’bout YOU?

They sure got spirit down there in Goshen, OH were cheerleading coach Victoria Schattauer (that’s her name, we SHAT you not) allegedly took nude photos of herself with a freshman cheerleader.

Holy Roger Clemens!

Schattauer allegedly took the pictures at a party where alcohol was allegedly provided by her and assistant football coach Andrew Emerson….who, along with Schattauer, was promptly fired (we hope we got some off Schattauer for his troubles….if you know what we mean).

 “They have to be the right role models, and that is exactly what we expect from our employees,” Goshen Superintendent Charlene Thomas said.

Duh.

See more pictures below the fold.

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that prominent ridge you see protuding from michelle ouiment’s pantaloons in the picture below?

it’s called the pubis bone, fellas. and it’s the triangle of seduction.

learn it. know it. live it.

rest ye weary head there, and whisper a prayer to the gods that he hath created woman.

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All Purdue Cheerwhoresleader photos courtesy fallenstar088.

Some very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very nice person sent us these candid shots from UCA National Cheerleading Championships. We don’t know who the cheerleader is….but we’re digging into it.

Perhaps these cheerleaders are amused by the frisbee-dogs halftime show.

But we prefer to think that the chubby little blonde on the right has just rubbed out an orgasm in front of 17,254 of her closest friends.

has any group of individuals on this planet contributed more to the happiness of men (without charging money) than cheerwhoresleaders? in 2007 we brought you scores of women who have mastered the art of kicking their leg up in the air to expose their naughty bits. it’s been our pleasure to serve you. namaste!

-padraig benjamin flatusyahu, dec 2007

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There’s only one sports organization in the world that is cheesy enough to introduce us to the concept of PleatherToe……the New York Knicks!

The people who brought us the “bitch”-yelling head coach, the “get-in-the-truck”-crooning superdud and the intern who likes black cock brings us dancers with pleather coated fluffy beef curtains.

To see more of the Knick’s City Girls…..let’s go to the pleather…..

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disturbing? titillating? hypnotizing?

we’re not sure. probably all of the above.

and to think, this girlz booty is HALF the size of Serena Williams’.

dang.

Katie Paul of the Miami Ohio has THE squarest box we’ve ever seen.

Girlfriend can cut lines with that thing.

Even as stretched out as she is….we should see a little knuckle or something.

Wonder if she keeps her text books in there.

That shit is SHARP.

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