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MasterPervTheatre: More Heather Graham

Published: August 13th, 2008

pervoholics….last week you guys ate up the heather graham sex scene (although we got some grief from some homos who complained that it was old stuff.  lighten up homos).

today we go even older into the heather graham experience, to her amazing turn as rollerskate girl in the porn-epic, boogie nights….which is probably the greatest porn-epic ever made.

so sit back and enjoy the magnificent and TOTALLY NATURAL breasts of our fave, heather graham.

p.s.:  heather graham, we’d like to date you, hit us back at flatusyahu@gmail.com.

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MasterPervTheatre: The Nakedest Person in TV History

Published: August 12th, 2008

that’s right pervbots, actress Michelle Borth has been called “the nakedest person in tv history” by no less of an authority than film.com for her work in tell me you love me.

and this clip does not disappoint.

perhaps we love her for her rampant nakedness.  perhaps its because we know she studied gymnastics for 13 years (hey now!).  or perhaps its because her newest project is titled a good old fashion orgy.

whatever.  we want to be involved with her private parts.

p.s.:  to all those sending emails stating these clips are old.  no shit, pervlocks!  this is about spanking the monkey, not breaking news.  chill and enjoy.

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MasterPervTheatre: CockPit Shenanigans

Published: August 8th, 2008

hey pervonauts.  we’ve all had the fantasy of the flight attendant being a slutty little bitch who fellated us in the lav.  good times whacking off to that one.

here we have some genuine pilots and flight attendants engaged in what we’re pretty sure are violations of section 32.9a of the international code on what the fuck is supposed to happen in the cockpit of a commercial airliner.  we’re not sure what language they’re speaking, but we’re fairly sure it might be horndog.

good times.

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MasterPervTheatre: If Woody Allen Made Porn Movies

Published: August 7th, 2008

hello pervrod.  you’re here because you want to see the porn.  don’t deny it.  but be aware…what we are about to unleash on you right now might shake you to your core.   might make you question everything you’ve ever thought about yourself.  might make you want to masturbate.  all of that is okay.

the man who made this movie is obviously madly skilled at directing, cinematography and editing.  he’s also a fucking pervert.  long may he live.

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MasterPervTheatre: Dita Von Teese Striptease

Published: August 6th, 2008

pervotrons….anyone can strip. not everyone can striptease.  dita von teese can certainly striptease.  she singlehandedely brought burlesque back into vogue and a started a boner into our trousers.

the former mrs. marilyn manson is currently single and we strongly encourage to write to perv griffin at flatusyahu@gmail.com.

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MasterPervTheatre: Old School Megan Fox

Published: August 5th, 2008

no, pervtrons, there’s no megan fox nudity here.  but if you truly worship at the altar of the goddess fox, just the mere site of her ripping her clothes off to reveal a bikini is enough to blow hundreds of millions of potential citizens into a kleenex.

what we have here is megan fox in her first big acting gig, on hope and faith, playing sydney shanowski opposite kelly ripa.  it’s kind of hard to believe it’s the same megan fox who now looks like this, but it is.

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MasterPervTheatre: Heather Graham Nude Scene

Published: August 1st, 2008

pervs,  here we have a pretty sweet sex scene involve heather graham from the movie “killing me softly”.  bogus blooper alert….about halfway through, her bra is up and over her glorious boobage then the next scene it’s down covering the wonderous orbs.  it’s called CONTINUITY, follywood.  GET ON IT!

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MasterPervTheatre: Selma Hayek Lesbian Sex Scene

Published: August 1st, 2008

pervs, selma has hetero sex for the first 3/4 of this clip….lesbionic sex at the end.  be patient.

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MasterPervTheatre: Denise Richards Lesbionics

Published: July 31st, 2008

don’t hate us for interrupting your day with old school denise richards lesbionics.

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The 1/1800th of a Mile High Club

Published: July 31st, 2008

how this guy didn’t snap off his weenis, we’ll never know.

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