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ahhh….it seems like just yesterday that UK singer lily allen was taking her exposed beaver for mai tai’s.  apparently her nipples got so jealous (or starved for oxygen), that lily apparently spontaneously decided that the time had come to give those little pippins their time in the spotlight.

way to stand up for your nipple, lil.

apparently lily, her nipple and her beaver are back in the recording studio putting the finishing touches on her second album, “stuck on the naughty step”.

stuck on the naughty step, indeed.

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we’ve written extensively on this wee bundle of hotness. so no need to go through it all again.  we’ll just summarize:

super model.  check.

victoria’s secret model.  check.

appeared in kanye west video.  check.

canoodling with orlando bloom.  check.

great, now that’s done, let’s see the pictures (click link below)

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we can’t help it.

we think this nonlebrity is friggin’ awesome.  we dig the way she looks.  we dig the way she dresses.  we dig the way she fucks (oh….we know how she fucks….believe you me).

we want to take her home, video tape some mad sex scenes with her, then cuddle, then wait for four hours while she puts her make-up on, then go somewhere and be photographed with her.

THAT is how much we lover her (and her nipples).  find out who she is hitting the read more link.

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Canada's Victoria Pratt

this canadian actress and fitness model (or is it fitness-model and actress??) use her firm yet elegant nipples to intimidate her opponents at a nonlebrity poker tournament in hollywood.

prior to gaining nonlebrity status, she Pratt graduated summa cum laude in Kinesiology at Toronto’s York University and took at job there in the Human Performance Lab, testing professional athletes including the players of the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Winnipeg Jets and the San Jose Sharks.  we’re guessing the players like being “tested” by this hottie.

after moving on to acting and modeling, she was nominated for a saturn award for her work in “mutant x” and she has had two plum acting roles this year, INCLUDING playing dee dee dwight in one episode of the 2008 people’s choice award winner for best new drama, “moonlight”.

sweet career!

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Jo Champa See-Through

wow.

we caught a lot of shit via email about being asleep at the switch over the jo champa see-through she rocked at “the mummy” premiere.

guilty as charged.  we were working on some site upgrades, like MasterPervTheatre, and were caught asleep at the switch.

but here’s how we make it up to you.  what those other sites who carried the jo champa see-through can’t tell you, because they don’t have our extensive research budget, is that jo champa doesn’t own a bra.  she’s ALWAYS free-nipplin’ it.

the woman simply wants the world to see her nipples.  ALWAYS.  and because we know this, we can provide the visual evidence.  here’s a retrospective of jo champa rocking the high beams at various premieres throughout the years (click on the thumbnail to enlarge image):

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this dancing with the stars hottie is the only female to ever appear on all six seasons of the totally gay show….and almost took home last season’s championship with totally gay jason taylor of the totally gay washington redskins which is owned by the totally gay daniel snyder.

but we digress.

often seen out and about on the delebrity circuit, it seems like she’s got an allergy to wearing undergarments.  we’ve got one word for that:  HEY NOW!!!!

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this d-lebrity with d-licious double-d love muffins is challenging lisa rinna as the most nipply celebrity in hollywood.

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famous brother, newly dead famous costar, and a movie with a record opening.  no wonder this woman’s nipples are at full dress salute….she’s got a lot going on in her life.  one writer says about her “every man wants to sleep with her and every woman wants to have tea with her”.

we don’t know if we’d go THAT far…..we’d settle for drinking tea while watching her sleep with another woman.

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spay and neuter, indeed.

perhaps sensing that amy smart’s nipples were a tad too discreet, the playboy mansion rolled out these magnifco mamm’s to get the crowd enthused at the Much Love for Animal Shelter Benefit.

we applaud their effort.

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why does it always seem that the right nipple is working overtime, while the left takes lots of time off?  there has to be a medical reason, something like more oxygen on the right nipple than on the left.

anywho, this Maxim100 actress used her perfectly teardrop-shaped breasts to promote project beach house.  and we’re appreciative that the right nipple came to play.

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