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we dig justin timberlake in a totally non-gay way. he dates cool chicks, doesn’t get involved in all kinds of gay drama and unlike most hollywood stars, is taller than the chicks he bangs.

his latest catch, whose bosomage we see here, is mosdef the best. although she’s been allegedly linked to a baseball player who is allegedly rumored to allegedly have the herpes, we think she’s squeeky clean down there, if you know what we mean.

from “elizabethtown” to “the illusionist” to “7th heaven” to the currently filming animated “planet 51″, we’ve followed her breasts career with eager anticaaa……..pation.

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who’s patty hearst you ask?  you fucks need to read something other than harry potter.

patty hearst is the granddaughter of william randolph hearst, one of america’s richest and most powerful men and the inspiration for the greatest movie ever made, “citizen kane”.  anywho, she was kidnapped back in the seventies by some terrorists….then joined the terrorists in robbing banks and fun shit like that.  after being arrested, she claimed she was brainwashed to avoid jail time, she was convicted and served 22 months in prison before being sprung by jimmy carter.  (maybe the only time the words “sprung by jimmy carter” are ever used)

what we have here is lydia hearst, patty’s daughter and a fairly big thing on the modeling circuits, having been recognized by The 2007 Michael Awards as their Model of the Year .  her sister, gillian hearst-shaw is also super hot, as evidenced by this photo.

in these photos, lydia is showing off her fabu chestmuffins at the freshpair.com fashion show in nyc.

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wikipedia describes the bearer of the bulbous boozies as an English glamour model, television personality, magazine columnist, writer and businesswoman.  wow. and to think we didn’t know for what she is famous!

she has graced the pages of playboy numerous times, run for parliament, and flashed her titties all across the globe to great effect.

that’s pretty much all the superlatives we can muster at this point.  see who we’re talking about and more pictures after the jump.

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the owner of these fleshy funbags is currently on a book tour promoting her life as a nurse, model, tv presenter and actress.  she’s had several high profile affairs and allegedly has been in a lesbionic relationship with the outrageously smoking keeley hazell.

HEY NOW! is right, pervs!

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these shmeebs are no stranger to the burning heat of the spotlight.  a hit on the reality circuit (is there any other circuit anymore?), via houston, singapore and vietnam, this rack has plied it’s trade on vh1, mtv, playboy, stuff magazine and for the last several years has been just about the biggest thing on myspace.

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hard to believe that until yesterday this actress had not yet graced our pages.  in a recent poll of flatusyahu.com contributing editors, she was near the top of the list of actresses we can’t wait to see do a nude scene.  (megan fox, of course, was number one)

one can dream.

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the host of these huge fleshmelons is an internationally renown supermodel and former member of the swedish national ski team.  she once was famously photographed enjoying the receiving end of a public tongue bath….but THIS is probably our favorite picture of her.

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this wickedly annoying d-lebrity is spotted leaving a dentist’s office after what was reportedly a root canal.  this freakazoid must really be craving the attention if she showed this much boobage to her dentist whilst he was holding sharp instruments in his hands.  not. very. brilliant.

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normally, linking to quality material from other sites is the domain of our night desk editor, LarryKingJolson.  but this story involves USC SongGirls.  and huge breasts.  so we thought you needed to see it right away.

see the full (34D, we’re guessing) story right here.