Assapalooza: There is No Better Sport Than Beach Volleyball
someone had to compile a compendium of the best beach volleyball asses in beijing.
Who’s gonna do it? You?
You, Lt. Weinberg?
didn’t think so. thank god theangryt did it. here it is.
someone had to compile a compendium of the best beach volleyball asses in beijing.
Who’s gonna do it? You?
You, Lt. Weinberg?
didn’t think so. thank god theangryt did it. here it is.
…..just like cheerleaders. Who knew? [donchavez]
welcome to BEISCHWING 2008….a look at the female olympians who light our torch!
our first subject is aussie swimmer stephanie rice who is stunningly attractive, apparently more than a bit of a freakazoid (as per her facebook pix) AND a world record holder with gold medal aspirations.
we’ve got one word for that….
….HEY NOW!……
….so sit back, relax, and enjoy our peek at one of the hottest olympians you’ll ever see.
more steph rice BEISCHWING photos after the jump
[image by abacausa]
you can tell from this picture of france’s laure manaudou that the swimmer has a tight body. and from the looks of her many tattoo’s, she’s probably a freakazoid between the 400-count egyptians. manaudou is seen here during a final training session for the beijing olympics.
following the jump? there you will see her nude. it’s really that simple.
okay, the interns are busy researching our olympic coverage and came up with this totally G rated vid made by members of the LBSU girlie’s water polo team. totally g rated, except the butt crack flashed by the one chick when she jumped off the cliff.
good clean american fun.
that’s USC soccer player megan ohai on the left. and just to the left of the left. and even further to the left of the left. that’s all megan ohai.
we tried to get the scoop on this chick from our favorite sports site, deadspinwithleathersportsbybrooksbustedcoverage, but some of those sites were so jammed up with traffic that our boogers plumb dried out while we were waiting.
so finally, we got it at national lampoon. (we said poon) and we found that via trojanwire, which said these pictures are not safe for work. wuh? THIS is not safe for work.
anywho…thanks lampoon and trojanwire.
according to ohai’s player bio, she’s 5′6″ tall and 5′5″ deep. that’s some hot shit. you better be long and black if you expect to hit bottom with her.
[images via nationallampoonsplog]
WOW! what a great picture of maria kanellis.
excepting the fact that kanellis has green eyes and the sensational carano has brown eyes…..they could be twins.
(if we’re double dating….you get kanellis…..we get gina)
do tell: who’s hotter?
(before you vote, you may want to see this picture of kanellis and this picture of gina…..we’re not trying to influence you’re vote or nothin’)

Roma Football captain Fransisco Totti may not be as famous across the globe as David Beckham, but he SMOKES Becks when it comes to spousal beauty.
Meet Ilary Blasi….one of the HOTTEST sports wives on the planet.
flatusyahu.com’s Adrienne Acton Shrine, the world’s most comprehensive compilation of Adrienne Acton photos, has reopened following repairs of devastation caused by the Great Chicago Earthquake of 2008.
You will find it here.
