…..literally.  These dudes are fucking nasty.  Take your laptop to a secure location before viewing or you might get choked out.  No.  We’re serious. [uncoached]

we come from a land where all of our athletes are named johnson, robinson, smith and williams….so we won’t even pretend to know how to pronounce this dude’s name.

he’s a czech footballer tomas ujfalusi, who recently signed with atletico madrid and she’s his ex-wife katerina (they’re always named katerina, aren’t they?), recently signed to a lifetime of wondering what the hell happened to the spotlight.

thank god he’s got his snausage buried in her mamms, or we would have had to send this over to our gay buddy perez hilton for publication.

no, these aren’t new….but they’re new to us.  pardon us while we go wank to our new to us soccer WAG pix.

h/t tgcom.metroset.it

[images via famepictures]

ho-hum, just another day in topless soccer wagdom.

YIKES!

lots of debate has raged on about whether or not nereida gallardo and christiano gallardo are even still together.  (he’s spending a huge amount of time limping around LA picking up assorted hotties)

lots of debate has raged on about whether or not nereida is even WAG-worthy.

whatever.  she’s topless and showing off magnificent WAGmamms on a spanish beach.

enjoy.

isn’t it strange that the USA, a nation that could give two shits about soccer, has become mad about the sport now that we know how much poonanny is involved?

here we have the fine nipples of italian model letizia filippi who, according to the sun, is now playing footie with manU star cristiano ronaldo.

according to ronaldo’s agent:

“They’re very good friends. It’s early stages. She’s going to LA shortly.”

awesome….that means we should be seeing lots of her “shortly”…..brilliant!

when you’re in the middle of a ManU/Real Madrid tug-of-war you pretty much get as much tail as you damn well please. and rising spanish futbol star Sergio Ramos is getting it…..bigtime.

no, these women are WAG’s (yes, he’s messing with TWO separate hotties), they’re pretty much SFTOTM (sergio’s fuck toys of the minute). and none of them seem to mind sharing the legend-in-the-making.

it’s good to be the king!

perhaps chelsea footballer michael ballack just wanted to “kick the tires”, so to speak, before he cemented his deal with Simone Lambe.  after popping out three kids with the old lass, he did more than kick the tires.

anyway, we salute ballack for making a resptectable WAG out of Lambe who, although not nearly as glamourous as WAG’s like oksana andersson, certainly is an attractive and classy milf.

speaking of attractive, we’re digging BIG TIME tamara sedmak, seen here looking ridiculously gorgeous, seen here, here and here gracing the pages of Maxim, and seen below escorting former german olympic sprinter and bronze medalist norbert dobeleit to the barrack/lambe nupes.

[images via WENN]

Read the rest of this entry »

[images via MAVRIXONLINE]

what do you think a.c. milan star paolo maldini said to wife adrianna that made her grab her boozies like that?  we dunno, but we certainly want to bottle that and sell it.

another ho-hum day on miami beach as the maldini’s once again hit the beach to expose themselves to the searing florida sun and mavrixonline super sleuths.

p.s.  your mom is right….you probably will go blind spanking to soccer WAG.

[images via MAVRIXONLINE]

we don’t know when viewing pix of football WAG’s became like smoking rock….but that’s where we are now.  all of us.  that means you, too, bubba.

say hello to gabriella pagnozi, wife of A.C. Milan and Italy World Cup center Allesandro Nesta.  like most football WAG’s, nesta’s wife, gabriella, has huge melons…..but her’s appear to be of the natural variety.  unlike others……we won’t mention any names.

nesta and pagnozi were sunning their bods in…..surprise!…..miami beach.  aka the place euro football types take their WAG’s to be photographed.

[images via MAVRIXONLINE]

it really is a lovely time of year.  football WAGs sunning themselves in miami beach.  we wish all year long could be the soccer offseason.

continuing with the embarrassment of riches beginning last week with the christian wilhelmson WAG through sandro nesta this morning….we now have swedish footballer markus rosenberg and his girlfriend, maria (a former school teacher in sweden), sunning themselves after what we’re sure was a night of violent shagging.