[image via wenn]
while most all-stars were paraded around gotham surrounded by their families, gayrod made do with this straight-from-american-gothic rent-a-kin. (no doubt from the pinkerton agency).
don’t get us wrong…we’ve all been there. transfixed by a piece of booty we’re following around, we become obvlivious to the fact that our head is tilted at a perfect 42.7 degree angle and that everyone on the planet knows we’re mind-munching a some ass. we just didn’t think GayRod had it in him. david beckham ass? yes. hot chick on streets of gotham ass? let’s just say we’re surprised he was interested.
[images via mavrixonline]
the key piece of marital property (besides his nipple clamps) at the center of the gayrod/cuntrod divorce proceedings figures to be their miami mansion, shown above.
according to mavrixonline, the waterfront property located in Coral Gables has 6 bedrooms and 9 bathrooms and boasts dockage for two boats, a tennis court and swimming pool. (we said dockage)
According to the divorce filing, cuntrod (cynthia….sorry, we should have pointed that out earlier), wants ownership of the mansion and the maybach, seen parked in the driveway (pix below).
