on205th:  nothing says i’m having ham tonight like paz vega’s perfect buttocks.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage:  nothing says bloggers aren’t  the only ones objectifying women like the san antonio spurs asking us to vote on the final member of their dance team.

screenjunk.com:  nothing says i don’t have to diet anymore and hit hot chicks if i can just get famous like artie lange lounging with the beautiful babies.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, ns4w: nothing says newton didn’t anticipate cindy crawford’s boozies when he developed his theory of gravity.

nextround:  nothing says i wouldn’t have to shave my back and could hit hot chicks if i only played soccer like peter couch’s wife.