Bad Times for Titlelesstown
Published: July 26th, 2008
wow. just when things were looking up for philadelphia, a city which hasn’t won a championship since 1983, it’s hit with a shit storm of bad news:
jimmy rollins has post-mvp-whogivesafuck-disorder.
pro-bowl guard shawn andrews has herpes, cancer, sensitive nipples, or some kind of other problem (probably a financial) preventing him from being in camp.
asante samuel, the eagles most important free-agent signing since jevon kearse (doh!), shreds his hamstring the first week of camp. (doh! doh!)
good times!
can’t wait for arena bowl.

