has to be a bitch to be a famous person with an itchy crack, eh? everyone’s watching, cameras are snapping and all you want to do is reach in and scratch out that annoying little fire.
here we have anna kournikova digging in during a world team tennis match in st. louisburgh. who knew anna kournikova played tennis, let alone competitively????
while looking more like a milf playing in the ladies league at bushwood than an international glamourpuss here, kournikova recently sat down for a photoshoot for sports illustrated, commemorating 10 years of being a hot women who tried to play professional tennis.
don’t get us wrong…we’ve all been there. transfixed by a piece of booty we’re following around, we become obvlivious to the fact that our head is tilted at a perfect 42.7 degree angle and that everyone on the planet knows we’re mind-munching a some ass. we just didn’t think GayRod had it in him. david beckham ass? yes. hot chick on streets of gotham ass? let’s just say we’re surprised he was interested.
this up-and-comer turned 23 on july 2 (but easily passes for 18, as per her starring role in certain famous musicals) and then celebrated by parading around a beach in this skimpy bikini. and we say THANK YOU! if you’re an ass-man or ass-lesbian, you’re going to like what we have in store for you after the jump.
like baseball? got mad photoshop skillz? just plain mad? get your ass over to epiccarnival where they are holding a baseball photoshop contest, with the winner taking home their choice of $1,667.50 Thai Bhats, 58,175 Tanzanian Shillings, 5,410 Japanese Yen, 167 Israeli Shekels, 3,428 Bangladeshi Takas or 24,972 Chilean Pesos.
the daily gizmodo: love legos? can’t wait to see wall-e? well, son, that means you’re a fucking homo. and this story is just the thing for fucking homos.
looks like stiffler (aka sean william scott) has some ham lined up for lunch at a miami beach pool party promoting his new film called…uh…..”the promotion”.
(the movie has john c. reilly in it….so it has to have some promise…right?)
don’t get dickie-t wrong, he’d tap that caboose in a new york minute…..but me thinks stiffler might be getting some cottage cheese with that ham.
here’s the rest of the pix…..cheese or not cheese?
let’s make one thing perfectly clear: flatusyahu LOVES gary busey. we LOVE him. in a non-gay way, of course.
but we couldn’t pass up this picture of busey picking an apparently painful dingleberry whilst out shopping in beverly hills. (…we’ve all had them….they’re the dingleberrys that stick to our ass hairs and hurt like hell when we try to dislodge them….)
and gary doesn’t mind that we watch. how do we know? cause even f-list celebs know that one of the few rules of public life is that you absolutely, positively NEVER pick your butt in public.
(really….you shouldn’t even be doing it private….but some times we stray from doing the right thing)
but, because he’s gary busey….he doesn’t care….he’ll pick his ass anywhere and anytime.
Let’s face it people…..Kim Kardashian is getting away with murder.
If that ass was on Jennifer Love Hewitt….oops….it is. Let’s try this again…..if that ass was on Kate Hudson or Jessica Biel or any other celebrity…we’d be crucifying them.
And don’t be fronting any of that “my anaconda don’t want none unless it got buns, hun” shit with me. Those things ain’t buns….they’re fricking fat-burgers!
And can you imagine what that shit is going to look like in ten years? GROSS! And…..God forbid she has any babies!!! TRES GROTESQUE!!!!
has to be a bitch to be a famous person with an itchy crack, eh? everyone’s watching, cameras are snapping and all you want to do is reach in and scratch out that annoying little fire.
