it’s no secret to faithful flatusyahu “readers” that we prefer the much ado about nothing-era kate beckinsale over the one who lost all that weight and began looking like posh spice.

but hundreds of thousands of votes don’t lie…so on205th magazine has named Beckinsale their 2008 Sexiest Woman on the Planet.

we would like to submit the first nominee to their 2009 Sexiest Woman on the Planet contest.  that, of course, would be 107 lbs of prime kosher poontang, bar rafaeli:

 

it’s a great day to be a jewish african-american!

while we continue to weep for the failed candidacy of bar rafaeli, the final two of the Sexiest Woman on the Planet contest rages on and requires your intervention.  we suggest you sample the marissa miller.  {on205th}

 

where the fuck is PETPA when we need them? {huggingharoldreynolds}

via brahsome, we found out about this video featuring a nasty riot started by philadelphia eagles fans who are super pissed that chadjohnson, larryfitzgerald, anquanboldin, roywilliams, bobbyengram and are not yet eagles.  word just in that this riot is NOT from the Philadelphia….but from manchester, england and apparently does NOT involve wide receivers in any way. but it’s a nasty scrum nonetheless. {observationbubble}

 

 

 

it’s never too early to begin thinking about your costume for the neighborhood halloween party. flatusyahu.com recommends this “giving birth to thyself” as a sure bet to please the crowds.

the daily gizmodo:  who knew that casio could produce cool video like this coke can getting columbined. {gizmodo}

 

anyone else smell fish? {fishinghoneys}

we want to be dirty: