several west virginia university hoops stars escaped from the village, fled to the big city of pittsburgh and allegedly took part in baseball, booze and mixed martial arts.

according to the AP:

Two West Virginia University basketball players were charged with scuffling with police and underage drinking after a fight at a Pittsburgh Pirates game.

Joe Mazzulla and Cameron Thoroughman were arrested Monday at PNC Park, where the Pirates were playing the Colorado Rockies. The two were in custody and awaiting arraignment Tuesday.

we’ve all been busted for underage drinking.  illegal drug use.  fornicating in public using sexual positions on females that are still illegal in alabama.

but we ain’t never slugged a police officer.  that’s just plain stupid.

ooops.  forgot these dudes are from west virginia.

full story at si.com.

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