when we first saw this, we thought we were looking at that saturday night live skit featuring jimmy fallon and rachel dratch as sully and denise, two foul-mouthed and over-sexed boston teens. (we’d show you a clip, but the douchewaffles who run NBC won’t allow that type of thing)

but then we realized this was real.  this is a real live boston person talking the way a real life boston person talks.  on american gladiators.  boston chicks are both hilarious AND revolting. at the same time.

each video is just a few seconds. watch ‘em all. maybe someday your child will be lucky enough to marry a boston chick: