our regular lead-off hitter, on205th.com, is off tonight and we wish them a speedy recovery from their recent bout of reallifeitis.

you, sir, are a no good, stand-for-nothing whore. {mynameiscameronhughes via withleather}

Hey Fresno State…..Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters… sell them to me. Sell me your children. We’re serious. She’s hot. {bustedcoverage}

if saying i love the work of character actor bruce mcgill is gay….then color larrykingjolson queer as a three dollar bill. uncoached.com, too.

is it just us, or does the dominican entrant into the miss universe pageant look a little…ummm….butterfaced? cuzoogle has her odds of winning the 2008 miss universe pagaent.

does this look like a man who would hide a cell phone in his anus to prevent arrest? {h8torade}

nw4w.org providing further evidence that readers of mainstream women’s magazines like looking at hot chicks.

the daily gizmodo: dog’s head kept alive by machine. seriously. that’s the title.

if david bowie had a fat-elvis period, it would look and sound something like this: