no, we’re not gay…we just acted that way in high school.  and, like you, we just think dinky humor is good shit.

meet chris cooley’s playbook.  meet chris cooley’s weenis right at the bottom of the playbook.  yup.  that’s his koch.  and he posted it himself on his website.  we’d prefer to see the bare snazz of his new wife.

now cooley has to apologize for blogging with his penis, instead of his mind.  read about that apology here.

photo credit:  playingthefield

note:  we are reminded of eagles DB joselio hansen exposing his shwarze wurst whilst sean consedine was interviewed in 2006.  why sean consedine was being interviewed could be the subject of entire investigative piece.

good times.

if allen iverson isn’t the answer….maybe I am?

on205th doesn’t provide further evidence of Christy Oglevee’s (aka Chris Cooley’s fiancee) tail….but he does provide further evidence that Cooley is in for one helluva wedding night.

did phil mickelson’s manboobs get in the way when he and ari gold hugged it out on entourage? {withleather}

(btw…for the record while we agree with almost everything withleather says almost all the time on almost every occassion…we disagree with their assessment of entourage.  mrs. ari gold is the reason.)

if you are fan of the glam-rock group kiss…then you’ll likely enjoy this epic performance.  {ilovebacon}

thanks to cityrag, whose generous contribution allows us to nearly fulfill our perfect booty quota for the day.  oh….there’s more of this happy scene right here.

we wonder what this piston’s dance girl looks like when she’s half-naked and getting drunk with a bunch of her hot dancer friends?  {donchavez}

we heard charlie sheen started cheating on denise richards when one day he rolled over and realized she looked like carson daly.  {bannedinhollywood} (h/t on205th)

the daily gizmodo: are you man enough to rock the natural porridge flavored iCondom?  didn’t think so.

throwing a musical bone to Dupes (and Chase Utley):

 

 

not only is Chris Cooley’s fiancee one fine piece of tail….

….it turns out that she actually HAS a tail. or so the above picture would seem to indicate.

so we ask the question in this pervgriffinpoll: would you kick Chris Cooley’s fiancee out of bed for having a tail?

read all about cooley’s upcoming wedding and his fondness for alcohol right here.