democrats are crying foul today, accusing the presumptive republican nominee for president, senator john mccain, of playing the thigh and cleavage card as a diversion from bad press caused by his soon to be famous “crazy-lazy-eyed john mccain” photo:
mccain’s camp asked for compassion and understanding, explaining that the candidate’s right eye suffers from post traumatic stress syndrome and occassionaly is the victim of vivid flashbacks to the senator’s vietnam POW experience. after years of psychotherapy, mccain’s left eye is no longer subject to PTSS and rests comfortably at all times.
the republicans admitted that cindy mccain’s not so subtle thigh-flash and cleavage squeeze were ill-advised attempts to divert attention from the candidates right eye and have vowed to stop using mrs. mccain’s cougarness if barack obama, right now, will vow to make hilary clinton his vice presidential candidate.
fellow pervs will agree that one of the few, untapped veins of hot babeage yet to be mined is the business world. anyone who hangs around office buildings….with long range cameras…..looking for hot looking chicks to photograph……yeah, anyone like that……would tell you that there are a ton of hot chicks in office buildings. and….the higher up in the organization a hot chick rises…the more photo-ops she sees. it’s a win-win for all of us. pervs get images, hot-chicks get paid ridiculous salaries.
alas, the nation’s top business cougar, erin callan, was fired today from her post as merrill lynch’s chief financial officer. based on ML’s financial performance, she had it coming to her…but it’s a sad day, indeed, for all of us who dig the super smart, super tough female executive who has nice sticks.
nothing says “i’m a reverse-cowgirl-riding-cougar” more than a tattoo on the ankle of a 52-year old actress. we were pretty shocked when we learned the identity of the owner of this “please look at my legs” ink. whodat? read on….. Read the rest of this entry »
On the day that Roger Clemens apologized to friends, family, fans and everyone at Yardbarker for mistakes that he has made in his personal life….son Koby Clemens announced his revenge.
Although his father denied having an affair with a 15-year old Mindy McCready, Koby isn’t buying it.
“No wonder I didn’t get laid in high school….I was competing with a Hall-of-Famer!”, noted Koby, “but I WILL get my revenge…I’m going to bang every seventy and eighty year old in every minor league town in America. I’ll bang my Grandma if that’s what it takes to embarrass my old man!”
Rusty Hardin, Roger Clemen’s attorney, said he will sue Koby if he gets near Hardin’s wife.
“This is unchartered territory….but I’ll sue his ass if he lays a finger on Momma.”
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