while gary busey picks his ass, cincy picks its cheerleading squad. apparently extra points for fake boozies. {on205th}

call us suckers for plastic chin implants and straightened noses, but we got SPRUNG when we saw ashley simpson on worldofisaac’s 99 hottest women of may.

sticking with the breast theme…..how about john mayer getting a ticket today for driving with expired tags and no license plate chewing on jennifer aniston’s nipples. [image via WENN]

let’s digress into sports for a moment and let cuz examine the BOLA nba finals. {cuzoogle}

the daily gizmodo: comcast continues to implement its business plan focused on pissing off its best customers. after years of selling us on the joys of broadband (downloading music, movies, etc. etc.), it’s limiting bandwidth usage for people who download music, movies, etc. etc. (to improve quality for its VOIP phone rip-off service). as if anything would solve their quality problems.

but i digress. let’s end with a chick.

click here if you want to find out whose ass this is.

there ain’t a fag alive who could work a crowd like freddie mercury:

tiricosuave films brings us a fun mashup involving one of our favorite movie scenes of all time:

go to on205th to pick out your favorite raiderette. go ahead, there’s dozens to choose from. some even have natural boozies. here’s the one i’m taking to bed tonight:

much love and a hardy welcome to the demon spawn of huggingharoldreynolds, thefightins.com, which, surprisingly, is not about the lohans but is about everyone’s favorite ball team:

one of our favorite sites, h8torade, brings the wood with one of our favorite videos from one of our favorite bands..weezer:

we think peter king is a pompous insider dick stroker. (buy us an old style and will tell you what we really think about him). kissingsuzykolber pokes some fun at his trip to iraq:

the daily gizmodo: olympic stadium by ikea?

three fine young men from seattle:

thank god i didn’t hire an agent because LKJ is pulling out of the nba draft and returning to memphis to play with tyreke evans.

 

nothing’s more fascinating to LKJ than canadian on canadian automotive hate crime. even cuz will agree that this is the finest whip to park itself in front a driveway in his neighborhood this year. nice shoes on that bitch! {cuzoogle}

we’re not going to take it personally that we have tennisporn competition.  there’s enough tennis hotness in the world to go around.  {fakebuzzbissinger}

amanda bynes makes lkj cream his banana hammock.  but i hope her thighs aren’t getting too big.  you be the judge.  {on205th}

who you calling sir, bitch?  {withleather}

the biography may be fictional, but the cameltoe is not.  {kissingsuzykolber}

hhr sadly reports that although larry craig bobblefoot night is still on at the st. paul saints, eliot spitzer night at the macon music (yeah…that’s a real minor league team name) has been canceled.{huggingharoldreynolds}

the daily gizmodo:  a box of tissues will be included with all new iphones.

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don’t h8 carrie underwood. {h8torade}

9-to-fried gets paid to f-off …so he has time to scout out places like the toilet restaurant.

don’t be slow. oh no no no.

 

has there ever been a more fearsome foursome than paul pierce, ray allen, kevin garnett and larrykingjolson?

jessica simpson breathed a sigh of relief to find out that, although she doesn’t have tony romo anymore, she still has nipples.  there’s more simpson breast self-exam madness at on205th.

we really, really, really, really like #44 at the Jet’s cheerleader tryouts.  {withleather}

in canada, we’ve found the fountain of poon:  cuzoogle’s THE SEVEN features oodles of pictures of his favorite DEAL OR NO DEAL babies.

shakespeare dimaggio is gay for o.j. mayo.  {tiricosuave}

WOI is waxing nostalgic about the days when Jessica Alba was available and stretch-mark free.  {worldofisaac}

DNA testing will prove that the semen on her cap and gown is not from a duke lacrosse player. {brahsome}

the daily gizmodo:  what to get the girl who’s afraid of fried tits.

Susan Waldman’s femininity ain’t buried there, but according to Shooter…Bernie Williams and eleven other unusual things are buried at Yankee Stadium. {epiccarnival}{fivetooltool}

not since milt thompson platooned with pete incaviglia in ‘93 has black and white worked so well together: