wow.  just when things were looking up for philadelphia, a city which hasn’t won a championship since 1983, it’s hit with a shit storm of bad news:

jimmy rollins has post-mvp-whogivesafuck-disorder.

pro-bowl guard shawn andrews has herpes, cancer, sensitive nipples, or some kind of other problem (probably a financial) preventing him from being in camp.

asante samuel, the eagles most important free-agent signing since jevon kearse (doh!), shreds his hamstring the first week of camp. (doh! doh!)

good times!

can’t wait for arena bowl.

dui is nothing to laugh about.  but kearse’s sack total with the eagles certainly is.

dui story at bustedcoverage.