we had to read the email twice. the good parts, three times. it was right there on the computer screen. it had to be true…..

you will probably be as stunned we were to find out that flatusyahu.com is now the top US-based sports blog in slovenia, a little nation sandwiched between austria, hungary, croatia and italy with strange city names like ljubljana, nova gorica, celje and trbovlje.

we had seriousgus, our accountant, check the data several times. he reported back that he couldn’t find a US-based sports blog with a higher slovenian ranking than flatusyahu.com. not wanting to ruin the buzz…we had him stop after he checked only two or three sites. this was OUR day…we didn’t want something as annoying as the facts to ruin it.

with this data in hand, we contacted the slovenian president, danilo turk, and asked for some type of recognition befitting our standing. a key to the city murska sobota, a ticker-tape parade, a citation….anything official. after several days of anxious waiting, we finally received word from slovenia.

we were sent a link to the #1 VIP female escort in slovenia with the suggestion that she would “regonize” our greatness.

her name was nina. Read the rest of this entry »