What’s wrong with Phizz? Even Hitler loves the Flyers
Whoever has run with these sports related Hitler takeoffs is a goddamned genius. Just sayin’.
Whoever has run with these sports related Hitler takeoffs is a goddamned genius. Just sayin’.
As if the rampant Reno Mahe for Larry Fitzgerald trade rumors weren’t adequate proof….this photo provides further evidence that Philly Sports fans ain’t that bright.
What type of hockey fan smiles giddily when one of their players gets knocked on their ass?
Flyers fans, that’s who.
These Flyers fans are AT BEST inappropriate and at worst lack the intelligence necessary to be sitting in the first row on the glass.
(and please don’t try to tell us that these “broad street broads” were smiling because the action was close…..a hit against a Flyer right in front of them should elicit an “oooooh” or “ooooouch” face)
Further proof that Philly sports fans are MOSDEF NOT the savviest sports fans on the planet.
Tired of watching his team cough up two goal leads, Flyers owner Ed Snider took immediate action by firing popular Head Coach, John Stevens.
“I cannot just sit here, game after game, season after season, decade after decade, and watch us continually cough up two goal leads!” said an angry Snider.
“We were very fortunate that a coach of Larry Brown’s caliber suddenly became available” Snider continued, “If he hadn’t resigned from the Sixers, we would likely be doomed to staying the course with Stevens”.
When confronted with the fact that Brown was already an employee of his and therefore had been available to coach all along, Snider snapped, “You Philadelphia media-types are all alike….you don’t know a God-damn thing about being a Jew in a Catholic town filled with underemployed Negros!!!!”
Brown, who presumably IS Jewish, stated “I’ll expect these kids to play basketball the right way or they won’t be here.”
When reminded that he is coaching a hockey team, Brown replied, “Hey…I’m not going to mince words…if they won’t play basketball the right way, they won’t be here.”
In a related move, the Flyers signed former Temple point guard Aaron McKie to a 7-year, $21 million dollar contract.