on205th:  nothing says “renewable energy might be a problem, but athletes have an unlimited supply of poonanny” like a usa vs. europe WAG-off.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says “peter king is no more than a corporate shill for the nfl” like him not even mentioning pat tillman in a piece about roger goodell’s visit to afghanistan.

(and nothing says “someone please help me” like the soldier on the left who is giving the thumbs up sign despite roger goodell’s groin being pressed into his ass)

nothing says stadiums are unnecessary like simulating the 2009 NCAA football season on playstation.  and the winner is…..loserwithsocks.

h8torade:  nothing says bubba is on the down low like south carolina courting the gay travel dollar.

nextround:  nothing says andy reid has redneck relatives in toledo like this video of a 2 year-old boy with pierced ears whose mom has a mullet.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, ns4w: nothing says “my tits are so big, i got them each their own social security number” like being a model who goes by two different names.

uncoached:  nothing says “voglio colpire ciò” like italian model laura torrisi.

theangryt:  nothing says added-value isn’t a dying concept like strippers on the subway.

areyoufried:  nothing says HR might hold up your next promotion like wearing this shirt to work on casual fridays.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 3, withleather:  nothing says you don’t want my tourism dollar like banning fellatio contests.

the daily gizmodo:  nothing says people working in cell phone kiosks are clueless like laughing in a customer’s face when they ask for the iphone.

nothing says midnight cowboy is an historic cinematic experience like its soundtrack:

on205th:  nothing says “my second career choice is to be a stripper” like changing your bearded clam juice soaked pantaloons in front of 20,000 people.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage:  nothing says you’re a five tool athlete like doing beer bongs in your track uniform.

yepyep.gibbs12:  nothing says you’re lying when you say “no homo” like being a fan of latte art.

bannedinhollywood:  nothing says there are still lots of good potential sports team names left like the NEW ORLEANS LOOTERS.

cuzoogle:  nothing says you wish you were african-american (or, in this case, african-canadian) like naming only chicks with huge (but still pretty fucking nice) asses to your list of top seven celebrity booties.

tiricosuave:  nothing says you often mistake your pillow for a bitch like claiming to lose your virginity at the age of six.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, ns4w:  nothing says you can still have a nice piece of celebrity ass without having to deal with joe simpson like carrie underwood in a bikini.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 3, deadspin:  nothing says that you’re a pre(or post)diabetic racist bitterly toiling for a dying media outlet like hating on the idea of dan patrick on sunday night football.  or football night in america.  or whatever the fuck it’s called.

donchavez:  nothing says you’ve reached the pinnacle of the coaching profession like having a big-tittied blonde as a post-divorce rebound.

fivetooltool:  nothing says even bloggers who don’t show tittie and cameltoe are guilty of bad taste like suggesting the new OKC nba team be named “the bombers”.

kissingsuzykolber:  nothing says funbags trump footballs like one of our fave sports sites introducing the now mandatory sex fridays.

brightblackinternet:  nothing says china will someday rule the entire world like them requiring their pole dancers to be better trained than our teachers.

the daily gizmodo:  nothing says the segway will change the world by killing people, one accident at a time, like conducting a crash test.

nothing says that you’re too old to hit a usc song girl like hearing this song on a mix tape you found in the basement:

the guys over at on205th have discovered that the u.k. gladiators are hotter than american gladiators? surely they can’t be referring to gina carano?

upskirt disaster strikes at formula one race.  and we’re not just talking once.  busted coverage

gratuitous link to monster site of the day:  withleather has the story of the boz doing something good.  not old enough to know who the boz is? fuck YOU.

we hate to say that we told you so…but we FUCKING TOLD YOU SO.  while you putzes were still spanking to an over used anna kournikova…we were the first pervs on the ana ivanovic bandwagon.  now it’s crowded and you’ll have to share a seat with another perv.  that’s pretty frigging gross when you think about it.  beergoggler provides spank material for all you late-comers.

worldofisaac wants to know which 80’s singers a-rod would hit.  he forgot to include boy george on his list.

gratuitous link ot monster site, part 2:  according to deadspin, some newspapers have a good racket going on.  they CHARGE people, and STEAL content.  that’s something like a 2000% profit margin.  right?  we simply STEAL content (but usually provide attribution when our fingers aren’t doing other things).

anyone besides us feel pervy spanking to amanda bynes in hairspray?  you see the way she sucked on that tootsie pop?  holy smokes.  uncoached’s PM PORTFOLIO is…ummm….stacked.

cheap shot is the secret ingredient in this week’s edition of Iron Ref at huggingharoldreynolds. (because they are such cool dudes, we won’t mock them for the laughingly homerish suggestion that we all vote for pat burrell as the add-in guy for the national league team.  i’ze a phillie fan, but i’m indignant that burrell has resuscitated his career only to walk at the end of this year.)

the daily gizmodo:  this robot lifeguard looks highly efficient….but where are the tits?

speaking of the boz….we know you know where you were when you first heard this song:

got something you want the world to see?  send it to flatusyahu@gmail.com and larrykingjolson just make you as famous as the guy who invented the bendy straw.

on205th offers the most comprehensive compendium on hot-or-notness on the planet.  and just for the record….we vote a MOSDEF hot for deanna favre.

y’all know from following us the last year that we’re one of the few people on this planet to tell sergei brin to shove his adsense sheckles where the sun doesn’t shine.  that’s why we got a huge kick out of brightblackinternet’s if google ruled the world feature.

after having their five most unsettling moments in the life of the burger king featured on every media outlet on the planet, blogofhilarity probably needs our link support as much as they need their anoose licked by another man…..but anyone who sticks lindsay lohan’s redockulously tasty ass in our face is going to get linked to.

someday society will look back at July 1, 2008 as the day that brahsome invented the HCEC (hot chick eating cheeseburger) fetish.

unlike verne troyer’s lawyer, we’ re not even the least bit angry that donchavez blatantly violated our copyrights by using this picture of thegasman, padraig flatusyahu, to tell the world about the bruins awesome plan to include all-you-can-eat food in their season ticket plans.  (note to bruins:  try including wins in your season ticket plans)

as usual, uncoached shows impeccable taste in naming tamsin egerton as uncoachable.  we predict within a year she’ll be as famous as megan fox.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day:  now that 9-to-fried has shown us how to play oldskool nintendo games on firefox, this blog will probably not continue.  (it really is rude to applaud other’s misfortune, you know.)

the daily gizmodo: finally a vehicle for drunk eagles fans who don’t like to wait on the walt whitman bridge before and after games.

perhaps the most underrated band of the last twenty years:

got something you want the world to see?  send it to flatusyahu@gmail.com and larrykingjolson just make you as famous as the guy who invented the bendy straw.

lori loughlin is very very pretty.  but she’s not hot.  no nipple, no upskirt, no see-through.  on205th, of course, disagrees with our assessment.

if miami is the soccer wag capital of the world, then tampa is the hooters capital of the world.  literally.  {bustedcoverage}

gratuitous link to monster site of the day: the daughter of former redskins owner jack kent cooke is spoiled, rude and a really bad drunk.  and she’s rich.  we want to hit that.  {deadspin}
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got something you want the world to see?  send it to flatusyahu@gmail.com and larrykingjolson just make you as famous as the dude who invented the orange peeler.

our regular leadoff hitter, on205th, is serving ice cream at a church social and will return tomorrow night.

cuzoogle has been institutionalized in maine, so he left his top ten posts of the last month.

it’s hard out there for a pimp…especially when his girls trade him in for a pizza.  {blogofhilarity}

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our regular lead-off hitter, on205th.com, is off tonight and we wish them a speedy recovery from their recent bout of reallifeitis.

you, sir, are a no good, stand-for-nothing whore. {mynameiscameronhughes via withleather}

Hey Fresno State…..Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters… sell them to me. Sell me your children. We’re serious. She’s hot. {bustedcoverage}

if saying i love the work of character actor bruce mcgill is gay….then color larrykingjolson queer as a three dollar bill. uncoached.com, too.

is it just us, or does the dominican entrant into the miss universe pageant look a little…ummm….butterfaced? cuzoogle has her odds of winning the 2008 miss universe pagaent.

does this look like a man who would hide a cell phone in his anus to prevent arrest? {h8torade}

nw4w.org providing further evidence that readers of mainstream women’s magazines like looking at hot chicks.

the daily gizmodo: dog’s head kept alive by machine. seriously. that’s the title.

if david bowie had a fat-elvis period, it would look and sound something like this:

haul ass over to on205th and vote for emmanuelle chriqui as the sexiest dodger fan….or you’ll be responsible for posh spice winning. try living with yourself if that happens.

if you haven’t already had your fill today of woman-saved-from-painful-and-certain-death-by-sports-bra stories, then you might enjoy this story.

you must get yourself a heilman’s old style or two, sit down in a green/orange/yellow polyester strapped lawn chair, sit back and enjoy the summit of the douches, as brought to you by withleather.

rod stewart wearing pink is not the interesting nsfw subject of this photo at ns4w.org.

worldofisaac offers up the best and worst of serena williams. (p.s. contains images not safe for children subject to night terrors)

we’re always suspicious of gay gossipers who say fill in the blank….but the tops and bottoms who comment on perezhilton’s site do come up with some funny shit.

peterpan tinkerbell pete wentz is a sexier dodger fan than posh spice. there. i said it. {bustedcoverage}

the daily gizmodo: hope springs eternal for women who used to buy vibrators at sharper image, saying they were for legitimate medicinal purposes when everyone in the check out line behind them knew that they were going home to masturbate with that mammoth, battery-powered, throbbing knob.

is david crosby still alive and fathering lesbian-raised cattle?

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like baseball? got mad photoshop skillz? just plain mad? get your ass over to epiccarnival where they are holding a baseball photoshop contest, with the winner taking home their choice of $1,667.50 Thai Bhats, 58,175 Tanzanian Shillings, 5,410 Japanese Yen, 167 Israeli Shekels, 3,428 Bangladeshi Takas or 24,972 Chilean Pesos.

on205th is circulating the conspiracy theory that because naked women are beginning to pop in mainstream women’s magazines, that means most mainstream women are secretly lesbian. WE LIKE IT!

retief goosen now looks like an assclown. {worldofisaac}

is under armour the new speedo? {bustedcoverage}

we got SPRUNG from this picture of almudena fernandez, courtesy of hotpoa.

we can’t help it. we h8 paul pierce and the celts. sorry h8torade.

we’ve batted around and we’re back to our lead-off hitter, on205th who, with the publishing of the above image of Kate Beckinsale’s lump ass, has provided dramatic and damaging evidence that either ballot box was as stuffed as Ms. Beckinsale’s ass or a technological error resulted in her being named the sexiest woman on the planet over bar rafaeli.

How To Seduce Your Boss

the office guru’s at nine-to-fried offer this video on how to bag a cougar in power.

the daily gizmodo: good news is there’s a 108″ flat panel coming in september of this year. bad news is that you’ll have to become the gay sex slave of an arab sheik to be able to afford one.

they’re gonna rip off your heads, your aspirations to shreds….(no, seriously)