looking for an Indy 500 slump-buster and citing that she already wears a gold thong on race day, Danica Patrick announced last week that she’s not trimming her eyebrows (and presumably other areas) until she wins the Indy 500.

The Yankees return home tomorrow night to face Baltimore, on Gold Thong Giveaway Night. The first 5,000 fans in attendance will receive a gold thong like the Yankees wear. Throwing out the ceremonial first pitch will be Borat.