yeah….this was supposed to be a post about dale jr. being EXPOSED as a FRAUD. but jr. (along with the trusty casio calculator of tony eury jr.) went and ruined that by winning the lifelock400…jr’s first win since 1926.

we’ll move forward and start mocking tony stewart next week….but we want to take the time to congratulate all those in jr. nation who finally got a return on their investment of all that amp energy drink they’ve been guzzlin.

you know who you are.

back to the headline….a couple of nascar officials have been suspended indefinitely for exposing themselves to coworker mauricia grant, who is suing nascar for 225 million (or half the amount of money hendrick motorsports has spent trying to make dale jr. competitive).

mauricia, it’s called taking a piss. us guys do that sometimes.

in other news, the leader of la Revolucion!, kyle busch remains at the top of nascar driver standings.