welcome to flatusyahu, a site with dogged adherence to the lowest possible standards in journalism.  get comfy and lets do some male bonding, shall we?

we don’t know much about this broad (the firebush shown above)….but we think she should change her name to Gina Ginormajugs. (that’s slovakian, fye) {on205th}

are you man enough to find out if Wilt tagged your moms? {theworldofisaac}

resident guest editor Shooter’s prose is such a blog whore so high in demand, his top ten things you’ll never hear on an NBA telecast can be found both here and there. {fivetooltool} {epiccarnival}

speaking of five tool tool…..our editorial board is filled with tools for not choosing their logo as one of the top ten in the sports blogosphere.  it is most definately a top FIVER.  we suck Wilt.

your daily gizmodo:  youth killed by helicopter while getting mails sparks headphone safety debate.  we shit you not. {gizmodo}

who knew that mariah carey’s steamers are worth guarding?  {holytaco}

what evidence does harvey bars have that roger clemens is guilty? {tiricosuave}

whilst eating our daily bacon we noticed that this picture was shocking similar to this recent story about bad parenting. {ilovebacon} {thefootballwire}

we don’t give a flying fark that we posted this yesterday….we may do it every day from now til the end of days.  manny ramirez is the new barry manilow.  THAT is how good his show is. {withleather}

need help developing a mildly obscene insult?  we know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy that can help you get what you need.  capiche? {brahsome}

PhizzEd was in the house enjoying his favorite cracker-reggae band when this was filmed:

let’s hope that the philadelphia eagles cheerleaders commitment to natural beauty doesn’t extend to their armpits or their pubes.  {on205th}

we guess getting a blowjob from a Utah Jazz cheerleader is out of the question, then? {deseretnews}

share the road with bikers?  fuck that. {sydneymorningnews}

we didn’t want to look at the MLB rookie in a hooters costume.  but we did.  {bugehoobs}

buzz bissinger is apparently crafting the NFL’s strategy dealing with Bengals bloggers. {gate21}

no matter how hard you push your kid, he’s not going to unseat this soccer goalie. {youtube}

why don’t you buy your mom some Vulva Fragrance for mother’s day?  No?  {reichmichund}

or maybe she’d prefer this.  {stevenhumuor}

here’s the best version we’ve ever heard of this frat-party classic: