if we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a million times:  weenis humor is good shit.

here we have soccer star cristiano ronaldo playing the fiddle whilst sitting next to a dude in a speedo.  hmmm.  casts some serious doubt on his credentials as a ladies man.

maybe he’s on the downlow?  i mean, it would be one thing to rub one off if surrounded by the beautiful babies.  but at a sausage party?

we think not.