while gary busey picks his ass, cincy picks its cheerleading squad. apparently extra points for fake boozies. {on205th}

call us suckers for plastic chin implants and straightened noses, but we got SPRUNG when we saw ashley simpson on worldofisaac’s 99 hottest women of may.

sticking with the breast theme…..how about john mayer getting a ticket today for driving with expired tags and no license plate chewing on jennifer aniston’s nipples. [image via WENN]

let’s digress into sports for a moment and let cuz examine the BOLA nba finals. {cuzoogle}

the daily gizmodo: comcast continues to implement its business plan focused on pissing off its best customers. after years of selling us on the joys of broadband (downloading music, movies, etc. etc.), it’s limiting bandwidth usage for people who download music, movies, etc. etc. (to improve quality for its VOIP phone rip-off service). as if anything would solve their quality problems.

but i digress. let’s end with a chick.

click here if you want to find out whose ass this is.

there ain’t a fag alive who could work a crowd like freddie mercury: