The Night Desk with LarryKingJolson
has there ever been a more fearsome foursome than paul pierce, ray allen, kevin garnett and larrykingjolson?

jessica simpson breathed a sigh of relief to find out that, although she doesn’t have tony romo anymore, she still has nipples. there’s more simpson breast self-exam madness at on205th.
we really, really, really, really like #44 at the Jet’s cheerleader tryouts. {withleather}

in canada, we’ve found the fountain of poon: cuzoogle’s THE SEVEN features oodles of pictures of his favorite DEAL OR NO DEAL babies.
shakespeare dimaggio is gay for o.j. mayo. {tiricosuave}

WOI is waxing nostalgic about the days when Jessica Alba was available and stretch-mark free. {worldofisaac}

DNA testing will prove that the semen on her cap and gown is not from a duke lacrosse player. {brahsome}

the daily gizmodo: what to get the girl who’s afraid of fried tits.

Susan Waldman’s femininity ain’t buried there, but according to Shooter…Bernie Williams and eleven other unusual things are buried at Yankee Stadium. {epiccarnival}{fivetooltool}
not since milt thompson platooned with pete incaviglia in ‘93 has black and white worked so well together:



