being a chicken-lovin’, sexaholic hall-of-famer ain’t what it used to be.

wade boggs, who looks more and more like glenn campbell every day, hit an all-star party in gotham yesterday with his mom wife, debbie who might be the only woman in new york city almost as old as madonner!

guess he hasn’t yet found his “f*cking soulmate, dude“. (we refuse to stop link to this story)

boggs, of course, was not only one of the gayest slap hitters most prolific history of his generation, like most healthy and normal men, he liked lots and lots of strange nookie.

nice to see his mom wife stuck by him why he was young enough to get quality tail on the side.  THAT is a real woman, imho.

memo to wade’s mom wife:  shiny gold cami’s don’t work on fitty-sumptin chicks with pot bellies.  we’re just saying.

[image via mavrixonline]